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Nick's John. Tommy's Ricky (start of crack: 0:44 end of crack: 2:10) (I chose my two favorite guy-gaybies. FroZres crack is best crack.)

Nick: okay, I am trying to read.

Tommy: well, I didn't mean anything by it, Nick. I just thought it's something that we should be able to talk about.

Nick: I do not want to talk about anything! This conversation is over.

Tommy: yea, but, Nick-

Nick: over!

Tommy: oh, okay, but, just so you know, if you were gay, that'd be okay. I mean, cuz, hey, I'd like you anyway.

Nick: *uncomfortable sigh*

Tommy: because, you see, if it were me, I would feel free to say, that I was gay- but I'm not gay-

Nick: Tommy, please, I am trying to read.

*long awkward stare*

Nick: what?!

Tommy: if you were queer

Nick: *uncomfortable sigh* Tommy!

Tommy: I'd still be here.

Nick: Tommy, I am trying to read this book!

Tommy: year, after year!

Nick: Tommy!

Tommy: because you're dear to me!

Nick: *uncomfortable sigh*

Tommy: and I know that you...

Nick: what?

Tommy: would except me too!

Nick: I would?

Tommy: if I told you today, "Hey! Guess what? I'm Gay!" but, I'm not gay. I'm happy, just being with you...

Nick: *place inaudible sentence here*

Tommy: so what should it matter to me, what you do in bed with guys?

Nick: Tommy, that is wrong!

Tommy: no, it's not! If you were gay,

Nick: *uncomfortable sigh*

Tommy: I'd shout, "HORRAY!"

Nick: I am not listening.

Tommy: and here I'd stay!

Nick: la la la la la la!

Tommy: I wouldn't get in your way!

Nick: *manly screams*

that's all I've got, because I don't know the rest of the song :p. THANKS FOR 500!!!

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