Joanne Belle Kameron
"How did that hater find that?!" I cried.
He looked at me strangely. "Anyone could have wanted to follow you - probably a newcomer on Twitter - could have input Joanne Belle in the search option and found this," Brandon explained. Like 'duh', Joanne.
I sighed. "Nononononononono!" I yelled. "My life is ruined. I look like a dork in all pictures. According to, well, haters, a happy Joanne is not a perfect Joanne!"
Okay, maybe I was being dramatic. But I could picture those Joanne haters totally hating Janden (Me and Brandon's relationship name. Given to us by Elle Kallise. Adorbs - I know) and more importantly, hating me because I'm dating Brandon!
"You don't look like a dork, Joanne. You look pure and happy,"Brandon said.
"Apparently, that's not the case. Those haters need Perfect Joanne not Happy Joanne!" I cried.
He looked down at the phone again. "Looks like they want No Joanne," he said.
I plucked the phone out of his hands. "What?!" I screamed.
"@joannebellehate_ Please. Perfect Joanne is clearly better than Happy Joanne. But what's best is No Joanne as in she's dead!" Brandon read from the screen of my iPhone which we were both sharing.
I sank into the white couch. "Great. Now I know how Selena Gomez feels!"
He rested an arm on my shoulder. "It's okay. Everybody gets haters - even me and Abigail. It's normal. Don't worry 'bout it. If things get worse, we'll hand this matter over to the police," Brandon assured me.
"You mean how Ashley Tisdale handed the case over to the police when a stalker threatened to shoot her?" I asked.
He looked at me with a blank expression before covering up and saying, "Yeah. Like that."
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Novela JuvenilWho ever knew that a contract, that piece of paper, could change thousands of lives around the world? No one did. Not even the book-smart Joanne Belle Kameron, kown as Joanne Belle. A contract stating that she be the pretend girlfriend of the bigges...
