EW {Tord x Reader}

oh boi

~Timeskip to 3 weeks later~
"Yeah, Yeah. I know." You said annoyed, as you started packing your car. Your boyfriend, Tord, was on the phone. You screeched as your phone fell off of your shoulder and onto the concrete. You picked it up and quickly searched it for damage. You sighed, hugging it to your chest. You then remembered Tord was still on the phone. "Babe, WHAT THE F*CK WAS THAT?" You laughed to yourself quietly at his reaction. "I just dropped my phone." You explained. There was a short pause before he responded. "Oh." You placed your phone on your shoulder again and prayed it wouldn't fall. "I'm almost done loading up the car, and then I'm going to load up my furniture to be sold." You sighed angerly, silently wishing Tord would get off his lazy a** and help you. "Well ya know, babe." He said, pausing. "You've got a pretty strong boyfriend that could help." You whimpered, "Please, Tord?" You heard him chuckle before saying, "Beg." You were confused, "What?" "Let me rephrase, say "Tord, please, I need your strong hotness or I might die!", and then MAYBE I'll help you." He said, and you could just hear his smile. "I am NOT saying that!" You shouted at him, annoyed. "Guess I'll just hang up then, bye Y/N!~" He teased. "NO! TORD PLEASE!" He paused, "Say it." You sighed, "Fine, I need your strong hotness or I might die." Tord hung up. You paled. He was coming, right!? You looked over at all the things you'd have to carry and gulped. You heard the familiar sound of your notification tone. You looked down and saw it was a text from Tord, it read "On my way ;)"

A/N: I won't ever be finishing this, as I'm probably never going to write another Eddsworld fanfiction. I still love Eddsworld, but I just don't want to write fanfics of it anymore. Enjoy this unfinished chapter that I was going to release as the start of the continuation of the oneshot. I'm sorry to disappoint you all, and I hope you can forgive me! ❤

- Newt