1. When somebody raises their hand, high five them.
2. Roll down the hall yelling "I'm a magical, weed smoking Pegasus!"
3. Tell your teachers on the first day of school that you aren't allowed to talk to strangers.
4. When you have a substitute, look at them creepily until they get nervous around you.
5. Tell your teacher that you don't do homework because it's against your religion.
