*Sorry for not updating
Yo mama so stupid that she went for a walk and stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.
Yo mama's legs are like Jif, easy to spread.
Yo mama so fat all she wanted for Christmas is to see her feet.
Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo mama so stupid she wouldn't buy a gameboy because she was a girl.
Yo mama so ugly she had to trick or treat over the phone.
Yo mama so ugly her birth certificate was an apology from the condom factory.
Yo mama is so short, she wakes up in a lego house singing "Everything is Awesome".
