Nanbaka!! X Reader

Drunk! Samon X Guard (Fem) Reader!!

     "Samon! Stop!" You said as you struggled to bring your drunken friend into your home.

"Haha~ Y'know, Y/n...you have...really nice boobs~" Samon managed to spit out with heavy slurs.

He was so drunk, he couldn't even stand so you had to wrap his arm around you as you placed a protective arm around his waist so he wouldn't fall.

You struggled with your keys with your one free hand as Samon's hand that was around your shoulder played with your hair and giggling. Once you got the door open, you pulled him into your dark house since you lived alone. "Y/n..."

"What is it, Samon?" You asked as you tried to pull him to your couch.

"I think I'm pregnant..."

"Samon, you're a guy!"

"...Your point?"

You groaned as you threw him on your couch. He landed on his back. You shoved his legs away so that you could sit. You placed you and Samon's guard caps on the coffee table as you buried your face into your hands. "What am I gonna do with you...?" You mumbled into your hands.

"You could always throw me on the curb~" Samon replied.

You looked at him and giggled at his flushed drunken face. "H-Hey...what are y- laughing...at?!" Samon sat up to face you.

You gave him a weak smile and replied, "You're just funny, that's all."

"I-I'm...n-...ot trying to be funny..."

You giggled again. "You really shouldn't have challenged Hajime to that drink-off."

"Hajime?! Where? Wh-where's that...bastard!" Samon jumped up off the couch, looking around frantically until he fell to the floor.

You gasped and immediately helped him back up to the couch. "Jeez...you're going to have a hell of a hangover..." You said with a sweat-drop.

You then stood up off the couch, "I'm going to get you some water."

Samon grabbed your hand. "NO!"

"The hell you mean 'no', I'm just going to get you some water."

"Noooooooo~" Samon groaned.

"Just stay here. I promise I'll be right back."

Once you walked back to your living room with a tall glass of cold water in your hand, Samon stood there, half-naked in his boxers. "SAMON!!" You yelled with a red face as you noticed his toned muscles.

"I got hot~" Samon replied before he hiccuped.

"THAT DOESNT MEAN YOU STRIP DOWN! ESPECIALLY SINCE THIS ISNT YOUR HOUSE!"

Samon refused to put his clothes back on, but kept on his boxers.

"Samon, you need to drink water." You urged as you shoved the glass in front of his face.

"Well, I don't need to~"

"Um, yes. You do."

Samon crossed his arms over his chest and turned his head away from the glass in a childish manner. "Samon..." You growled. "Stop being a little bitch and drink the damn water!"

"Hmph!" He stuck out his bottom lip and gave you a side look.

That crossed the line. You growled once again before jumping on top of Samon, straddling his waist while also sitting on his hands. You used all of your weight and force to keep him from squirming. You pulled down his jaw and poured some water into his mouth. "If you resist, you choke. It's your call, monkey."

    "Samon, you can sleep on the couch. I'm going to bed." You groaned as you stood up.

"No! I wanna sleep with-*hiccup*- you!"

You sighed. "Fine."

He happily followed you to your bedroom and flopped on your bed. Samon gave you a childish grin and patted a spot next to him for you to lay down. With a sigh and a soft smile, you obeyed.

Since you were still in your uniform, Samon still in boxers, you didn't bother pulling the sheets over your body and rolled over so that your back faced Samon.

The smell of alcohol filled your nostrils as you felt him wrap his arms around you, pulling you closer and spooning you. (Incase you don't know what spooning is...it's this⬇️)

You growled softly and raised your head over your shoulder to see that the drunken Samon was already drifted to sleep, breathing peacefully. You sighed and laid your head back on your pillow as you closed your eyes.

The next morning

    Samon awoke in a room he did not recognize which made him worried at first, until he turned his head and saw you. You were sleeping on your side facing him. Your hair was now all curly and messy. Samon's heart dropped. He scanned you and made sure he hadn't violated you in any way. He calmed down when he saw that you were fully clothed, until he looked down and saw that he was in his boxers. He internally screamed. You grunted, causing Samon to snap his head toward you. Your beautiful eyes flapped open. You sat up, and smiled at the now awake Samon. He gave you a nervous smile. "Hey...what happened last night?"

"You challenged Hajime to a drinking contest. You won, but you got super drunk. I had to carry you to my place."

"I didn't...touch you...did I?" He asked with worry.

You shook your head. "Even if you did, I knew that you were completely wasted. And, for the record, I didn't touch you either. You got hot and decided to strip down...and I did have to pin you down to just drink water." You giggled at the memory.

Samon exhaled with a soft smile when suddenly, a wave of un comfort flew over him. You knew what was gonna happen, so you quickly guided him to your bathroom and let him ride out his hangover as you stroked his bare back while he puked in your toilet.

Note: I'm sorry if this one sucked, and if you requested anything, I'll get to it, I promise. I just have writer's block so...updates will probably be slow if I don't find inspiration