Nanbaka!! X Reader

Kiji X Guard (Male)! Masochistic! Reader!!

Yes I'm doing another one of these

18k already?!!!! Thank you!!
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      Silence. Awkward silence filled the room of the Guard Room in the early morning, the time where each guard prepared themselves for the day ahead of them at Nanba Prison while making a few cups of coffee.

"....we're all guys, right?" You spoke up, making everybody's attention focus on you.

"Where'd that come from?" Supervisor Gokuu raised an eyebrow at you.

"What kid, ya got questions about your body changing?" Supervisor Suguroku teased.

"Do you ever think about what it would be like to be whipped mercilessly with Supervisor Yozakura's whip...by Supervisor Mitsuba?"

Suddenly, Supervisor Mitsuba punched you on the crown of your head. "DONT YOU DARE BRING ME INTO YOUR PERVERTED MASOCHISTIC FANTASIES"

You rubbed the spot where he hit you. A smirk grew on your face. "Oooh...already starting to swell up. Might leave a goose egg~" You gave him a side look that sent chills of disgust down his spine.
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"That's just sexual harassment Officer L/n..." Supervisor Yozakura sweat-dropped.

"Oh, we wanna talk about sexual things now? I've seen your internet history, supervisor!!" You snapped at him.

All Kenshirou did was roll his eye you, "One; No you have not seen my internet history and two; even if you do go on to my computer it's protected by my passcode, three; my computer is filled up with business-related news and e-mails and doesn't have any room for whatever you're implying."

"HA! You see that everyone! He just admitted it! Ha!" You pointed at him and looked around the room frantically to see the other guard's reactions.

"I think you need your ears checked..." Seitarou sighed.

"QUIT BULLYING ME" You screamed at the blue-haired elder male.

Supervisor Suguroku then smacked a gloved hand across your face.

(Like this)

Supervisor Gokuu pinched the bridge of his nose and grumbled, "It's too early for this shit..."

You touched the cheek Hajime slapped. "Kiji-sama how come you don't slap me like this?"

Kiji tensed up, "Ugh! Like I would even bother to lay another hand on you!"

Anime tears flowed down your cheeks, "Kiji-samaaaaaaaa~" You groaned.

"Ick! I'm going to ask the Warden if I could move you out of my building." Supervisor Mitsuba crossed his arms over his chest with a visible tick mark in his forehead. "Since you enjoy being hit so much, I might ask for you to be in Hajime's Building." He turned his head away from you.

"No!! You see my lovely supervisor~ We are obviously destined to be together! There was a reason I was assigned to your building and not any of these other scrubs'. Fate brought us together! We are truly meant to be in love!!" You twirled around on your tippy toes with a visible blush on your cheeks, a goofy smile, and hearts dancing around your body as your hands cupped your cheeks.

"Officer L/n..." Supervisor Gokuu spoke.

"Yeah, what?" You sassed.

"He's gone."

Your eyes moved to the place where your love last stood. "Eh?!" You turned your head around the room, your eyes scanning the grounds carefully three times.

You blinked twice when reality hit you and you realized Kiji-sama was on his way to the Warden's office. The scent of his sweet, sweet perfume was starting to fade. You gasped and ran out of the room, in search of the fabulous drag queen.
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Note: My pet mouse died today so I'm kinda depressed...but I had to post something today. Sorry if it sucked, but ViolettaCasket reminded me she wanted a character x masochistic reader so yea...

On a happier note...I'm cosplaying Grell Sutcliff really really soon. My wig is shipped out but I still need to make the teeth and order the gloves and tuxedo vest and all that jazz. I'll probably show a picture or something of it when it's done (no I'm not going to any cons I just wanna do it for fun)

Have a great day/night/evening my loving readers~ <3