Nanbaka!! X Reader

Momoko X Guard (Fem) Reader!!

     "Hiya, Warden~~" You purred as you strolled into Miss Hyakushiki's office.

You received a sigh from her precious lips as she looked up at you with her beautiful, ruby orbs. "Y/n! Miss Hyakushiki is busy! If it's not important then leave!" Samon yelled.

You folded your when you finally approached the Warden's desk. "Don't be so harsh, monkey. I just wanted to say good morning~" You arched an eyebrow grinned at her.

"Good morning, Y/n. If that's all, then I ask that you would please leave me to my paperwork."

"Aw, but Momo-chan,~" You sang as you pounced on her desk top landing in a cat-like position in front of her, "Let me stay for just a lil' while, hmm?" You leaned in closer to her face.

"Y/n, that is en-" You cut off Samon by kicking him in the face.

She furrowed her eyebrows. "No, Y/n."

"Awwww, why, my love?" You titled your head and stuck out your bottom lip.

"I have a job to do and so do you. Now if you please leave me be, that'd be great."

"Hmph." You stood up on your knees and folded your arms once again, ever so childishly.

A tick mark grew in Momoko's flawless skin.

Then she stood up out of her chair and picked you up by the collar on the back of your jacket.

"Ooh, Momo-chan! You're so strong! You're definitely the dominant one~" You turned your head and winked at her.

She grunted and pushed open her doors, literally tossing you out of her office.

"Oof!" You groaned as you landed on your stomach at the feet of your supervisor/ love rival.

"Kenshirou, please keep an eye on that one." The Warden said before closing her doors.

"You shouldn't barge in Miss Hyakushiki's office. Sometime in the future, she won't give you the best reaction." He stated bluntly.

You smirked and stood up to face him. "At least she actually notices me, you middle-aged mutt!"

"IM ONLY 30!!"

"And still not married? Your life must be so sad."

"Harridan..." Kenshirou growled.

"Pussy-chaser." You shot back.

"Disrespectful minger!"

"Desperate fuck boy!"

"Inconsiderate wench!"

"Pink-haired pansy!"

"Could you guys not fight at this hour?" Hajime said as he walked in the room.

Both you and Kenshirou snapped your heads toward him in sync and yelled, "SHUT UP, HAJIME"

Kenshirou squinted at Hajime in disgust.

"What?" Hajime asked annoyed at the fact that Kenshirou was glaring at him.

"I'm just trying to comprehend what the Warden sees in someone like you." That comment pissed Hajime off.

"What's that supposed to mean?"

"Hmph. Nothing that you could ever understand, Hajime." Kenshirou replied.

You looked at Kenshirou with big eyes, "You must have a death wish."

"Shut it." Kenshirou snapped at you.

***

      You yawned as you stretched back in your rolling-chair at your desk. The feeling of butterflies in your stomach hit you as thoughts of none other than Warden Hyakushiki filled your mind.

Her long, blue hair, her intimidating eyes, her strong voice, her feminine body...you loved everything about Momoko. She's...perfect.

Your watch beeped indicating that it was lunch time. A smile spread across your face as you leaned forward to open a drawer in your desk revealing a pink bento box you prepared yourself.

***

     You knocked three times on Warden Hyakushiki's enormous office doors. A muffled response of her beautiful voice saying, "Come in."

Holding the bento, you pushed open the doors and ran over to the Warden. You noticed this time, Samon wasn't in there.

"Is there something you need, Y/n?"

You gulped with a heavy blush dusting your cheeks, you held out the bento with both hands in front of her. She gave you a confused, yet slightly surprised expression. You motioned for her to take it, which sent even more surprise to her face.

Hesitantly, she took the bento from your hands, accidentally touching the tips of your fingers turning your face redder than her eyes.

"O-open it." You urged.

She blinked, and opened the nice pink box presented before her. Inside revealed soy sauce glazed dango, her favorite, chocolate-covered apple slices shaped in hearts, along with two mini peaches, and agemochi.

Momoko then picked up one of the two peaches. "M-Momoko...Momoko means "peach child"."

You smiled at her nervously. "Did you prepare this yourself, Y/n?"

You nodded. She smiled and raised her eyebrows, quite impressed.

"I love it, Y/n. Thank you."

"A-anytime, Warden Hyakushiki."

"This is actually a big bento...I don't think I can eat all of it...Y/n, will you eat with me?"