Total Drama Island (My way, starring me). (EDITING!!)

Paintball Deer Hunt

I was having the most beautiful dream. Kicking Heather's butt and throwing her off the island. As I was sleeping I heard something like a helicopter over the cabins jolting me awake.

"What the heck was that?!" I asked rubbing my eyes. "Okay, that dude is really starting to get on my last nerve!" Leshawna yelled hitting her head under her bunk again.

"I agree with that." I groaned getting out of bed. "Whatever, he just loves ruining our mornings." Heather yawned.

"Beth? Go warm up the shower for me." Heather told Beth in a commanding voice. I felt bad for Beth, she didn't deserve to be treated like a slave. Especially to Heather. "Now! And remember!" Heather growled making Beth sigh. "Not too hot this time. I know." Beth hopped out of bed and ran to the bathrooms making me groan in annoyance.

The girls all began to walk out of the cabins leaving me alone for now. I grabbed my clothes and got dressed and began to brush my hair. I walked out of the cabin with my toothbrush in hand when I noticed a line for the bathroom.

"What the? How long have you girls been standing here?" I asked them. They were all crossed leg and shaking badly. "Heather needs her privacy." Beth told me and the girls.

"That is stupid." I mumbled before walking away. I decided to eat some mint gum I saved from the tuck shop trip and walk to the cafeteria. "I hope your ready for the most challenging challenge yet! Breakfast in three minutes at the campfire pit." Chis declared over the intercom.

I rolled my eyes and walked over to the campfire pit where the Gopher boys and the killer bass were waiting already. The girls finally arrived along with Chris to explain our next challenge.

"Campers, are you ready for today's extreme max impact challenge!" Chris yelled out with a crazy expression on his face. "We are ready!" Owen yelled back with excitement. "Incoming!" Chris yelled.

He lifted up a can of beans and threw them at us almost hitting Gwen in the face. Luckily Trent caught the can before it hit her. "This is breakfast." Chris explained tossing each of us a can. "No, breakfast is crepes, croissants, even Chef's crappy burnt eggs." Heather complained shaking her can.

"Be happy you even got food! There are people who would love to eat this for breakfast!" I told her. She was being really annoying now and its not even 10:00 in the morning. "Beans, beans, there good for your heart! The more you eat the more you..." Owen sang before Heather tossed her beans at Owen.

"Today's challenge is about survival. We're going hunting." Chris snickered as he lifted up a paintball gun. "Now, that's more like it." Duncan said smiling. "Isn't that a paintball gun?" Harold asked trying to touch the gun in Chris's hand. "Why yes Harold, yes it is." Chris told him. I gulped in nervousness as I looked at the green paintball gun. I've never been to paintball but I've heard that they hurt really, really bad.

Chris took the paintball gun and shot Harold straight in the chest! Ouch! "So we wont be killing anything?" Bridgette asked. "Negatory, this is the first ever Paintball Deer Hunt!" Chris declared to us. We're shooting deer with paintballs, sounds fine by me. Sorry deer.

"I'll announce the teams once we get to the woods." Chris told us. "So, finish breaky." He laughed walking away. We all gave each other worried looks before we heard a massive burp made by Owen. We looked to see him covered in beans and its juices.

"Got any more?" Owen giggled making us cover our noses in disgust. I opened my can and ate my beans, happy to finally eat some normal food. After breakfast, we walked into the woods to see Chris standing in front of a board holding paintball guns. "And now, for the team breakdowns. The killer bass hunters are Harold, Geoff and Bridgette." Chris told us tossing them a green gun.