Our Crazy Life

The Many Times Jess Has Been Slapped

The Many Times Jess Has Been Slapped

1: At the age of five, Jess started showing his crush on Angie. And. Well. Every other girl around him, basically. Jade, Alice, Yoko.. Etcetera. He walked up to Angie,

"Hey, cutie!" He grinned.

Angie slapped him for no real reason. He just irked her.

2: Jess, age six, went up to Alice and kissed her. In turn, Tori slapped him for kissing his twin sister.

3: Age eight, he kissed Jade. Roxas punched him. Hard. Because, quote on quote,

"Idiot! Only boys I approve of may kiss my darling sister!"

4: Age twelve, Ren and Mya were dating... Sort of.

"Hey, Mya.. You should dump Ren." Jess said.

"Why?" Mya crossed her arms.

"Because.." He kissed her. She pulled back, and slapped him. Hard.

5: Same day. Ren found out. Punched him.

6: Age fourteen, Jess was walking along. He had small gages in his ears, a nose stud, a lip ring, and a tongue piercing. He saw Angie.

"Hey, hottie. Wanna be my girlfriend yet?" He asked with a smirk.

"NYAT!" Angie slipped into Russian for some reason, before punching his lights out.

7: Age sixteen, Jess had moved to Republic City. He was wandering around when he saw a random girl. He walked up to her,

"Hey.. You wanna go out sometime?" He asked her. She looked him up and down before shouting,

"Creeper alert!" And slapping him, then running off.

8,9,10,11... Many more in between...

17: Age eighteen. Present day. Ren went to visit Jess in the city. He opened his phone, which had a picture of Kaiti as his background photo. Jess looked at the picture,

"Who's the hottie?" He asked.

Ren turned and slapped him,

"My wife, no touch! You've tried to steal a few girls from me, Jess, don't you dare kiss my wife!"

"Geez, she's not even here, how do you expect me to try and kiss her..." Jess muttered.

And many more to come. Good job, Jess. People like to slap you for a reason.