Captain Roxas Sparrow
One night, Roxas got drunk on rum. As usual. Ren woke up at about three in the morning, and went to get a glass of water. On his way back from the kitchen, he heard a thwacking sound, and Sozai grunting. Out of curiosity, he went to see what was happening. When he came into view, he saw Roxas whacking Sozai with a broom, dressed up like Jack Sparrow.
"ROXAS, CUT IT OUT, THAT HURTS! I DIDN'T DRINK YOUR RUM!" Sozai shouted.
"THEN WHY IS IT GONE?!" Roxas yelled.
"BECAUSE YOU DRANK IT!" Sozai replied.
"I never thought I'd say this, but please say I'm hallucinating..." Ren mumbled, turning around and going back to his and Kaiti's room. He wasn't surprised, but he realized just how strange his cousin was. He laid down beside Kaiti, and went back to sleep. The next morning, he got up and got ready for work. He went out into the living room, only to see Roxas, still wearing a Jack Sparrow costume, passed out on the couch, hugging a rum bottle. He sighed.
"He's crazy, I swear..." Ren muttered, getting a cup of coffee, and heading outside to work.
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Our Crazy Life
FanfictionThis is a series of short stories in the crazy life of a group of teenagers. The characters are based off of Avatar: the Last Airbender, and Maximum Ride. Warning: May contain extremely awkward moments, and very silly conversations
