Macaroni🧀: hey baby wanna lick my cheesy noddle ;)
Dogsarelife: if your noddles as cheesy as your pick up lines I'll have to pass.
Macaroni🧀: ah damn I thought that would work.
Dogsarelife: who is this anyways?
Macaroni🧀: your new boyfriend.
Dogsarelife: well bitch we're breaking up.
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macaroni//Frerard AU
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