Train wreck [ Joseph Morgan ]

~{LATE NIGHT SHENANIGANS}~

🌜~{ Alice's .P.O.V. }~🌛

"I'm sorry, I'm not the most pretty. I'll never ever sing like Whitney. Ooh, but I still wanna dance with somebody... So lets let our hearts bleed, 'til they turn to rust
Gonna live it up, 'cause it's dangerous!!! No, I don't wanna play the part... I just wanna dance with somebody. I just wanna dance with somebody. It could be anybody, tell me, are you that somebody? Don't matter who you are, just love me the way I are. I just wanna dance with somebody! I just wanna dance with somebody!" I sang to a bunch of strange dudes while shaking my butt on top of a tabletop while holding a glass of Daniels in my hand.

I was Fucking Drunk but I didn't bloody CARE!

"Hey Dollface." A man with a rough British accent spoke to me as he took a seat next to me at the bar. I turn my attention to the man and to my surprise, he was pretty cute. If I could howl I would but my throat is scratchy from drinking too much whiskey. Dammit!

"Hey yourself." I winked at him. It wasn't my best way to flirt since it has been over a year but my magic seemed to put the handsome man in a trance at least my flirting skills haven't lost their magic touch yet even though I was still a little bit rusty.

"What's a pretty girl like you doing here in a dump like this?" He asked me, his accent was so husky and malevolent that my mouth began to slightly overflow with my own saliva. Curse hot dudes with dreamy accents! One true weakness!

"Can't a girl get a drink, love. Now, let me ask you. What are you doing here, handsome?" I smirked while taking a sip of my drink. Gosh! He was so handsome! Zayummmmmm! If Pheebs were here, she would literally go Cray-Cray.

"Bored." He spoke blankly and then we all broke into a fit of laughter. Gosh, Handsome and Funny. Was it me or was it the alcohol talking, this guy is the Perfect Package! "Wanna get a bite to eat, I'm a bit famished." He chuckled.

"As long as you are paying." I smiled at him, giving him a wink. He smiled back and took me by the hand and dragged me out of the bar to the alley way.

"Is there a hidden restaurant?" I asked him as we stopped in a dead end. I could barely hear the annoying sounds of honking horns from passing cars and people talking nonstop on their phones. It was quiet...hmmm, oh well, as long as I was alone with him.

"Is this like Lady and the Tramp? Ooooooo, my favorite movie! Where the two Italian men who look like recreations of Mario and Luigi from the video games and brings out a big plate of spaghetti and meat-a-balls?" I asked excitedly. Gosh, I sounded like a stupid three year old for god sakes. Can I be anymore dumb?

He let out a chuckle. "You could say." He smirked as he pushed me up against the wall and kissed me on the lips, unexpectedly.