Shaq's Day Out 2

Moist Frag Meats

Meanwhile, Principal Prickley and the rest of the gang nam style were driving around in a fancy speedboat, as the sun was setting. "Alright, I have severe cataracts and legally can't drive during the night so I guess we're gonna have to set up camp here." Said Principal prickley parallel parking on an island instead of next to it. "WHY IS YOGURT NIGHT SO DIFFICULT!" Ken cried out, eating his yogurt in a difficult manner. The gang was sitting around a bonfire made from the bodies of previous role-players. "Mmm, just like Mama Mario used to make." Live Action Mario said while eating the still burning corpses. "Hey! What are we supposed to eat?" said the majority of the qrew. "Hey, it's all fine. We can just go to my restaurant and make Avery question his existence some more." Live Action Mario said. The gang then got into the Shaq mobile and AU Shaq was trying to drive it, but it wasn't his car so he had no idea how to drive it. "Hey what's the hold up?" said AU Toby.  "JUST PUT IT IN REVERSE!" screeched sheen. AU Shaq got really sweaty and nervous so backed it up off a cliff "WE'RE GOIN OVER DAT CLIFF!" Cauptin said as the sound waves fell off the cliff that is his lips and as the car fell off the cliff into an inter dimensional portal that led into a different dimension, where everything is mirrored so they just fell off that cliff again and back into the normal dimension. "Uhh... Goldbond" He said in an extra thicc Russian accent. "Luckily for us, the restaurant is only a 4 year walk from here." Said Live Action Mario. "Why that's extremely convenient." responded Shnozmo while sniffing Toby, causing him to be extremely uncomfortable which is normal.

The gang arrived much earlier than expected. "Wow that only took 3.99 years!" Said Lenny as his pedophile mustache had grown in fully. "Oh man, this thing looks great." said Lenny using a mirror pointed at his ass. The OCs then walked into Live Action Mario and Luigi's restaurant, talking amongst themselves until the servers brought out the menus. "Uhh I cant eat anything here, its all cannibalistic." Said SoFloAntonio. "Yeah how are any of us supposed to eat this?" Avery said. " Um yes, I'd like a large EXTRA THICC human spleen." Said Toby as he put on a baby bib. "TOBY WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" Zoey screamed. "What? I'm not a human. This isn't cannibalism, plus in China humans eat dogs so this is just cruel irony." Said Toby anxiously waiting for his meal. "IT'S TRUE! And yeah, can I get one with an extra dash of communism?" Communist China Kowalski asked. Groom patiently watched the clock after ordering "Wait Groom you aren't  a human, you can't eat that." Said Shade, Shadily. "What do you mean?" Groom said as he transformed in to a milkman right on schedule. Oscar Carl sat down in a very elegant manner. "Your finest grilled liver with a side of bile, my good man." Oscar Said as he touched the rim of his flaming fedora. "Oscar you cant do that, it's cannibalism.." Harkinian kinged out. Oscar just turned to him and put on his great wolf lodge ears, as he looked in the mirror. "Who's that handsome Cannibal, is it Oscar? No its not." Oscar said then eating his liver nuggets. "He's not wrong." Alissa said succing her soul soup.

"It's good for your soul." Slippy Crabinson said, using his pinchy claws to eat some medium rare human thighs. "Hey wait a minute, was this human organic?" Sebastian said, shoving the entire person down his blowhole before getting an answer. As the other ""Non-Human''' OCs finished their meals, the rest of the OCs went to check into the nearby Hotel Mario. "Wait, we cant afford this, I only have a small loan of a Million dollars." Donald Trump said. "HEY YOU!" Shouted Hotel Luigi. "OVER THERE!" He shouted, while pointing at the near by Motel Mario. Suddenly, the gang pulsated slightly down the street. "Ah, good old Motel Mario" Live Action Mario said while licking a spot of human meat from his cheek.