Shaq's Day Out 2

Gotta go fast syndrome

"I don't think they'll accept 'Gotta go fast' as a medical condition." Said Principal Prickly. "Of course they will, they're all just a bunch of nincompingi who can't think of anything except for the 3 F's. Fast, Friends, and FWAY PAST COOL." said Shadow. "So does that mean we can park in the handicapped spots?" said Scrappy Von Stangle. "Well I guess it would be okay." said Axel. "What do you mean 'guess' Axel. Everyone knows you have the mental disability of being a furry." said Cringemaster. "I'M NOT A FUCKING FURRY!!!" screeched Axel as he flailed his arms around like HH Gregg would if he had arms. He flailed his arms so hard that he broke the brakes, extinguished Oscar Carl's fedora, only for it to instantly set on fire again, and even rearranged the letters of the following words: losnwe gnayg idsedda. Considering the brokes were braken, they all jumped out of the speedboat at different locations, and Prickly was the last to jump because he had trouble saying goodbye to his speedboat. They all got back together and then saw a sign. It read 'Westopolis A.K.A Edgyopolis A.K.K.A New Edgyopolis A.K.K.K.A. The Saintmountcenteralgrandsanlosoldgreatgreatergreatgreenwesteastnortheastsoutheastsouthweastnorthnorthwnewgreatergreatgreaternewnewspringkunuhbrerryuppyul Edgyvillecitytowncityvilletowniaistanwicktownmouthtoncityevilhamtonfieldburyburoughistaniastbleistaningtoninghamborotowncitychesterportopolisopolispointlandingopolisislandby-the-seaopolisfordbridgefordwaygravityfallswoodwellminstermarkopolisharborpondopolis of edge Population: 12 (Shadow killed everyone else.)'

"This blue sky... Staring at if from afar... Have I seen it before?" said Shadow. "Wait, how could you have lived your entire life so far and not recognize the sky." said Mr. Ratburn. Shadow didn't have a response, so he said nothing, making him even edgier. Someone began walking up to the OC'. "Are you here to join the RP or not?" said a shadowy figure. "Whatsit Toya?" said a Shadow-y figure. "I'm the owner of the RP. If you want in you have to tell me." said the RP host. "I don't like your tone!" proclaimed Zoey. "I DON'T LIKE YOUR FACE!!!" said the host before beating Zoey's face into a meaty meaty meaty meaty pulp. They then blocked them just for posterity. "My name is Jake, and from this point until the end of the RP you will control yourselves and RP like the good little OC's that you aren't really. Any obections?" said Jake. "Objection!" said Gibby. Jake attempted to punch Gibby in the stomach. "HA! I HAVE TOO MUCH FAT FOR THAT TO WORK." screamed Gibby. "Your stomach may be extra thicc, but you still can't stop me from blocking you." Gibby was then blocked from doing anything in the RP. "OH MAN!" Screeched Jack of the Black variety. Jake glared at Jack so hard that his hair set on fire. "STAHP!" Jack blaired from his noise hole as he ran around attempting to stop, drop, and roll, but he couldn't stop at the stop sign because his head was on fire. Jake finished the combo by blocking him. "This little boy is blocking almost half as much in a minute as Old Spice Oder Blocker Body Wash does in one second." said Terry. "DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER." Screeched Jake. Jake went up to Terry and attempted to punch him but their hand exploded. "Oops." said Terry. "THAT'S GOING ON YOUR PERMANANT RECORD." said the Jake that now only had one hand. "It was self-defense." said Terry. Jake attempted to block Terry, but they had no hand to do it with. "Wait... If you can't block us... What's to stop us from blowing everything up?" said Kretmi. Jake then punched Kretmi extremely hard with their one remaining hand. "It's now clear to me that none of you have enough self control to be in this RP, but I can't block you, so I'll just have to teach you how to properly RP." said Jake as they lead the way to a classroom.