Shaq's Day Out 2

Family Feud, the Final Frontier

David Hasselhoff's meaty body breached the surface of the sun emoji as he turned to the Earth. "Uh are you sure you guys wanna be fired from my pecs, i could just swim there" David said as he prepared his nuclear powered pec propulsion. "Yes this is completely necessary: Said Hajime. The sun emoji then proceeded to put David in its fission fueled pecs and launched him as he approached terminal velocity he launched the ocs at 666 mph at the final Rp. "MORE POWER." Screeched Jorgen as he used his pecs to propel the ocs even faster. The ocs slam jammed into the High School at 42069666 mph causing a magnitude E earthquake to destroy everything nearby other than the indestructible high school. "Ye u rite" said John as he brushed dirt off the one shirt he owns. "That's alotta damage" Said Tron of the Jon variety. "This is it Luigi" Said cannibal Mario before indulging on a thigh he ripped off a child. The oc brigade slowly walked into the school noticing that it didn't have a flag pole. "🤔" John thot. "BE GONE THOUGHTS" Screamed John before clearing his mind. E Eed her way into the school. As the gang walked in they noticed a poster on the wall which said 'END OF MIIVERSE PROM TONIGHT'. "Oooo" Said Most of the ocs in un-E-son. Jon said nothing because he was too busy playing Saints Row. Susdenly the Duanepix sped in through the double doors which were perfectly sized for the car... except they weren't so he just crashed through it and ran over some 2 year old trying to Rp highschool. "Excuse me sir, do you have a license" said a police officer. "You don't need a license to drive a sandwich" replied Duane. "But this is a sports car and you look like you're in 6th grade." Replied the cop who was actually a pink donut wearing a salmon suit. "Ye u rite" Said John as Duane ran over the cop and drove towards the TFAO head quarters, which is actually just a head and a quarter.

"Now... What to do next..." said Johnny as he was looking into a mirror. "I dunno. We know what we have to do, but not how to do it yet." said Spencer as he stuck his head through Johnny's mirror. "Hey, Spencer! Check it out! I look just like you." said Johnny. "We need more people in this world who look like me." said Lenny. "So are any of us going to come up with an actual plan or are we just going to wait for something else to happen." said Mc Frizzle Bee. "Well it says in the script that we 'go to an Arby's and then decide to split up." said Man. "Does it really say that?" said Toby. "Well it actually says 'Dey 8 at barbies and had da meats Yea u rite then noott sack and tery croo split the bill and also split up and spit up because barbies taste like an actual cowbleoytuturd.' so I just translated it to something reasonable." explained Man. "I would take pleasure in endeavoring to a local food creation station known as Arby's to obtain a wide variety of sustenance generalized into a food group known as meat using Oogway dollars that was created by our ruler, King Master Oogway III for use of purchasing various products being sold at multiple product vendors." said Terry. "Yea u rite." said John before realizing that he shouldn't be there and teleporting away. "Let's get some meats." said Mc Frizzle. The group walked in to the eatery and immediately Lenny ran up to the first girl he saw and said "Hey girl. Why don't you come with me, cuz I have the meats." "No thanks. I'm not into guys like you." said the girl."What are you, gay?" said Lenny. The girl then receded like Vincent's lifespan as she was a lesbian. "So we should probably split up. Half of us should go after Shaq, and half of us should go after Shaq." said Detective Shaq. "What do you meeeaaan." said Mc Frizzle. "Hey, whatever. I cool with anything, really." said Shadow being slightly more edgy because he was not in the direct vicinity of Maria. "