Shaq's Day Out 2

The Steven Jewniverse Fusion Collab

After the fiasco at the Sonic RP, the gang continued to fly the plane before slamming and jamming into to the twin towers. The plane was fine and so were the towers but then the plane attempted to touch a pebble and imploded thus destroying the towers and the plane. "GOD DAMN PEBBLE NUMBER 1278 HE'S SUCH A DORK" said Eddy's brother. Due to the plane destroying itself the gang had to find a new and memier way to get to the next RP. "We could just walk there, It's only 3 trillion years away." Said Toby, checking his map. "Wait I was reading it up side down it's only 72 trillion decades away." He said, flipping the map. "I have a better idea." said Shaguille Interklaas right before clapping his hands twice. "Slaves, fetchith me the Steven Universe RP." He commanded as black midgets in elf suits bowed down to him. Slowly the slaves pushed the entire continent to the location of the RP.

"See? Plus nobody got hurt" Shaguille said, stepping on the corpses of his slaves. "Alright guys this is a Steven universe RP so I wanna see you guys fuse and use your new found memey powers to make those RPers extremely uncomfortable." said Vincent directly before fusing with Jack to become Jackmonkeysole. "You see, with our new found power we can do this." Jackmonkeysole then used high pressured carrot juice from his nipples to fly. He landed right in front of the host of the RP. "Oh wow, fusion! You must be a pro at Steven Universe lore. You and your gang can join!" Said the Host. Agolf over heard the host and began looking around. "Hey Toby, did she just say what I think she said?" Agolf asked, excitedly. "Yeah she said we can joi...." he was interrupted as Agolf pulled out his happy boxes. "Oh yes a Steven Jewniverse RP my favorite!" He said as he tried to lift the happy box, but he couldn't lift it. "Hey Toby... You know that fusion stuff? Well I need to take advantage of all of the meats you have so gimmee." Agolf and Toby then fused resulting in Tagolf. "How did a fusion wind up being so extremely weak?" Said Tagolf trying to move a pebble but instead sweating a monsoon. They unfused and Agolf stared directly at Toby before saying. "It's very clear that any fusion with Toby is utterly useless." He then forced Jack jackington to move his happy box for him.

Lenny made a face at Mauweeny causing them to fuse. "I don't get it nothing changed " said Maulenny "Oh yeah its new tattoos." Said Mean Mini Lenny. "I wonder what we can do?" Said Maulenny. Mean Mini lenny then made his signature face before forcing the fusion to jump into the water. "WAIT, I CAN'T FLOAT." Screamed Maulenny before miraculously floating. "Oh my, this makes us only the second most powerful character in the whole canon. "Soun Emoi just sat there as he sun bathed on the actual Sun. The owner of the RP watched in awe as Maulenny began shot out of his nipples which were now mini guns. Sha and Quille were quick to fuse into ShaQuille and vigorously eyebrow wiggled at the other Shaq OCs to form a giant Shaq. "Wait we're  missing a Shaq guys.... How could we dare forget about Potato Shaq?" They then proceeded to succ in Potato Shaq before becoming the greatest fusion to ever exist; Shaq's Acting Career. "Hey normal Shaq, you should hop in on this action." Said Shaq's Acting Career. "Sorry my fellow Sheqs, I have uh... stage 69 suspensory ligament cancer, so I will pess." Said AU Shaq, as he caressed his suspensory ligaments.