"When everybody yeah's this post we can start." Said Alice the RPer. Everyone in her RP began yeahing the post. Just when she was about to make her first post in the Role-play, a time machine came out of nowhere, killing one of the RPers. "Yeah can you hold on a second, we have over 100 more OCs that will be joining." Said Harrybo, before Goldbonding his arms. "Ok, just read the rules..." Said Alice, suspiciously as the extremely large about of OCs left the machine. "Campground RP?" Agolf read as his smile expanded with both direction and magnitude. Suddenly a concentration camp was built faster than a computer that isn't a mac. (Fun fact, as I wrote that sentence it told me my start up disk was full just to mock me.) Agolf began torturing everyone with utmost glee.
Alicia the RPer was scuttling along, running away from the camp, when Shadow came out of a bush with a big smile that was so big he needed to wear a hat to hide the length of it. "HELLO THERE ISN'T IT SUCH NICE WHETHER WE'RE HAVING." He said very enthusiastically. The sudden burst of cheerfulness from an edgy looking hedgehog made her have a mental breakdown while she was still running so she ran into a gorge and died. "She's going over dat cliff." Said Cauptin. Other RPers soon flee from the dictator. "Quick let's take shelter in this cave!" They say. Soon they realize that it was actually Antboy's hideout and he comes home only to pee acid on them. Oof.
Agolf bulldozes a crowd of people into a gas chamber. "So you come here often?" Lenny says to one of them. Suddenly cronk pulls the lever to turn on the gas and Agolf falls into a pit. "WRONG LEVEEEEER!" He shouts. Then Cronk pulls the right lever. Luckily Lenny brought his gas mask to school, unlike the others. "Hey! No godmodding!" Said Alice. "Oh I'm sorry." Said Agolf. "Here, as a token of my appreciation for this RP I present you with one of my famous happy boxes." Said Agolf. "Well...thanks?" Said Alice taking the box. "Agolf twiddled his fingers as he looked at all the RPers. Suddenly the ground began shaking like a baby in the hands of an irresponsible parent. "Oh no. OH NO! OH DEAR EDDIE WHY!" Cried Agolf. Kedamono's mask became a thinking emoji. "What's going on man?" Said Mr. Electric as he charges his Samsung with Anus. "MAN YOUR STATIONS! RED ALERT! RED ALERT!" Agolf cried. The only ones who knew what was happening we're other members of his association. "Excuze me sir, do you know what the hecck this man is squeaking about?" AU Shaq asked Terry. "I DONT KNOW?" He replied. Suddenly the camp's wall broke down. Agolf then lowered his eyebrows. "We're being liberated." Agolf said before hopping in the his land helicopter and got the barnacle out of there. Suddenly the Communists came to liberate. "I have arrived." Claimed Kowalski. "Not so fast, the Italians are gonna help." Said Cannibal Mario and Luigi. "Let's not forget the Americans." Said Donald Trump. "What a hero." Said nobody ever.
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Shaq's Day Out 2
Non-FictionIt's like Shaq's Day Out but 2. Shaq, Terry, and the gang are back to participate in some family friendly fun, possibly, maybe. Written by Filterfeeding Lenny, weegeeisboss, and me. Shaq's day out 2 is written in front of a live studio audience. Hi...