The Prickly Pack Begins

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Principal Prickly walked outside in a mankini to notice that everyone left without them. "Barnacles, everyone has been kidnapped. I must assemble a flock of exactly 5 OCs to save them." He said to himself. The slightly overweight principal ripped off his shirt to show his muscular chest. "PRICKLY PRIDE, ASSEMBLE!" He yelled.

Boris the tap dancing crab demon then came out of a sewer pipe. "BORIS! DON'T PINCH HIS PENNIES, BECAUSE THEY PINCH BACK!" Said Principal Prickly in his announcer voice. "KRAKATOA!" Said Boris, shooting flames from crab hell out of his armpits. Suddenly, E was seen falling with style over the two. She then landed next to them in formation. "E! WITH HER E, YOU'RE BOUND TO E IF SHE E!" Said Prickly again. "rEEEEEEEEREEEE!" Screeched E, causing headphone users within a 6 mile radius to implode. It was at that moment that E felt something in her lower bowels. After a quick trip to the restroom she came back with Abdul. She lay Abdul in formation of you could call it that. "ABDUL! IS HE A BANANA? OR A HOT DOG? TREMBLE IN FEAR BEFORE HIS AWESOME MIGHT!" Said Prickly. "I don't want to talk about what happened in there." Said Abdul. Hey bro, can I join your book club?" Said Paul Prickly, getting off a bus. "No, get out you weenie." Replied Peter. But just when you thought it was over, Kaya jumped down from a tree. "KAYA! WITHOUT IT ROGER WILL FREEZE!" Said Prickly. "What are you talking about? I just didn't feel like riding on the back of a sweaty muscular dude to the last RP." Said Kaya. "AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, PRINCIPAL PETER PRICKLY! THE PRINCIPAL OF THE GANG. TOGETHER THEY'RE KNOWN AS, THE PRICKLY PACK!" Said Principal Prickly as they all stood heroically In a mankini.

"Alright guys, let's go win that basketball game to save our school!" The principal said. Everyone just looked at him awkwardly. "Hey fatty, have you taken your Alzheimer's meds today? That happened two stories ago." Said Kaya. "HEs right." Said E. "Doesn't anyone want to ask me what happened in there?" Said Abdul making a Lenny. Boris was just pinching his toenails off. "Well that's awkward. Can we uh still get the crown save the town and mr O'neal?" Said Prickly. "No, the nut Shaq and Terry crew are already are doing it." Said Kaya. "Pfft what are you, all knowing?! Party pooper.." Said Prickly. "Actually I'm a ghost. That and Eddy told me before he went to destroy galaxies  for fun." Said Kaya. They then sig heiled a tap dancing cab driver named Bunu to get back to the high school. They left without Paul prickly so he got lost in the forest and was taken in by a pack of wolves.

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