Jacob Sartorius

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"Alex,"

"Yeah?"

"Are you a child molester?"

"WTF HOW DID YOU FIND OUT!!!"

"WTF YOU ARE!!?!!?!"

"Wtf are you a frickin reatard?"

"Likely."

" ......"

"......"

"Can we kiss."

"Put a can in it Alex."


"There will be no such kissing!!!" Said a  foreign voice.

"Frick my dad!! Alice get Sam and get outta here!!"

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