Warped Tour Love (on hold)

Chapter eleven: captain cheese slice

"SHIT JUST GOT REAL!" Ronnie laughed wickedly, throwing his hands up in the hair instantly throwing up his middle fingers. Sometimes I wonder about him...

Kaiden laughed, and grabbed my hand as he pulled me out of the bus, his hand was larger than mine and it molded perfectly to mine. Despite the situation that was going around us, I couldn't help but feel instant butterflies. Kaiden looked down at me his eyes piercing my soul. Why is he so goddamn handsome?

Just then I heard a blood-curdling scream, and my eyes snapped to a girl being chased by a naked tanner. Oh my god, he's chasing a girl!

I couldn't help but laugh when I realized it was jac vanek, and I looked around to the herd of guys and noticed that they were all either smirking or laughing; or in Ronnie's case, cackling.

Kaiden's body shook with laughter at the sight, I looked up at him and he looked completely happy. His eyes were twinkling, and his dimples became large every time he smiled.

"TANNER!" Jack Barakat yelled to tanner, cupping the sides of his mouth with his hands "I CAN SEE YOUR PENIS!"

All the guys broke out in laughter, including me. My sides were aching from all the laughing I was doing.

Just then, tanner stopped chasing Jac and he looked in our direction and came sprinting towards us yelling "I'M GONNA HUG YOU ALL!!!" he put his hands out in a hugging gesture as he ran swiftly towards us.

"RUN!!!!!!!" I screamed, as tanner came closer to us

All the guys went sprinting in different directions, obviously not wanting to be hugged by a fully naked grown man; trust me, neither did I.

Kaiden and I ran towards a hidden spot between two Buses, where tanner wouldn't find us. We watched as the other guys scrambled to find hiding spaces.

I looked at kaiden, and his gaze met mine.

His head inched closer to mine. And suddenly my mind went blank.

Our lips met, and it was an explosion of fire works.

His lips were soft, and I couldn't help but feel weak at the knees when we both pulled away.

"Your amazing" kaiden breathed softly, as our four heads touched.

I smiled "Your beautiful"

Just then we heard Ronnie spewing out curse words, and screamed "GET THE FUCK OFF ME YOU LITTLE SHIT!"

We both ran to where we saw Tanner hugging Ronnie furiously, as Ronnie struggled to get away.

I pulled my phone out, and recorded it. I wanted to keep this memory forever.

Ronnie screamed "GET OFF ME, I CAN FEEL YOUR PENIS ON MY LEG. GET THE FUCK OFF ME!!!!" he struggled against tanners hug, his face was completely priceless.

All the guys from before were already crowded around. They were also recording, and made no attempt to help Ronnie.

I laughed hysterically as Ronnie looked at Andy and said in a heartbroken voice "I can feel his junk, on my leg..."

Just then tanner got off Ronnie, leaving Ronnie lying on the ground looking violated. Tanner had this crazy look in his eyes, which I didn't trust. Tanner said in the creepiest voice that I've ever heard in my entire life "does anyone else want a hug?"

"TO MY BUS!!!" kaiden yelled to everyone, they nodded. We all took off towards kaiden's band's bus.

Once we were all inside, Ronnie locked the door.

"okay, I have one thing to say." Ronnie stood in front of everyone "Why didn't anyone help me?"

andy chuckled "Sorry man, That was a once in a lifetime thing, and I didn't want it to end."

Ronnie shook his head, and looked at us "I'm feeling a little... violated, and sick... I'm gonna go back to my bus and take a shower and try to forget about what just happened."

He walked back towards the door, and jumped back three feet and let out a weird little scream.

"What's wrong?" I asked

He pointed towards the little window on the door and simply said "He found us and his licking the window"

I walked over, and to my complete horror I saw Tanner licking the window furiously. "What the fuck?" I muttered as Tanner licked the glass.

"He's got a bad case of the munchies... I feel bad for him" Jack barakat sighed "I think we should give him some Chips at least."

Andy nodded and found some chips and opened the window of the bus, and said in a voice you would use with a little child "hey tanner, Hey buddy..." he stuck the chip back out of the window "Here's some chips, go ahead little buddy... take it.... That's right" and then he said "No, no, no, don't pour it out!" then he cursed and said "No, that doesn't go on your head"

"What did he just do?" I asked, when andy pulled himself back in the bus.

Andy shook his head "He poured all the chips out, and then he stuck the bag on his head and said 'captain cheese slice' thank you for the information and then he ran back towards the door."

I walked back over to the door, and sure enough; tanner stood there licking the window with a chip bag over his head.... I can't even....

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