Hetalia x bullied reader. ALL YOUR FAULT.

chapter eleven: Fineland! I'm Swedone with your bullshit!

(A/n): yay! Puns and gore! Also kinda long :)

Joy walked back upstairs and saw Egil watching a documentary on the TV.
She smiled and sat next to him, he saw she was there and wrapped his arm around her shoulders.
The white haired female laid her head onto Egil's chest and the male sighed in contentment.
"There's my Gift Kona.", the Icelander snuggled his best friend, "oh, is something wrong darling?"
"Lukas told me that you are claiming me. Is that true?", Joy asked and Egil gripped her tighter.

"That bastard does not know me.", The platinum haired Icelander growled, "I'm keeping you safe. You should not worry about him."
The albino girl did not know how to respond so she just lay there on Egil's chest as the Icelander played with her hair.
A knock was heard from the front door and Joy jumped up to answer it.
In front of her was a worn out looking Timo and Berwald, "Hei Angela, have you seen Lukas? He has been missing for a while."
The white haired female shook her head, the duo drooped a bit.
"Would you like to come inside to rest?", she asked and Timo's face went red, he noticed what she was and was not wearing.
Berwald's cheeks were pink too.

Hesitantly the pair went in and looked around at the decor.
"You have a beautiful home.", Berwald mused and Joy nodded.
"Do you want anything to drink?", Joy asked and the two shook their heads.
"We're fine, but thank you.", Timo responded.
Joy noticed in the reflection of the glossy vase that Egil was glaring at the two visitors, "oh! I just realized what I'm wearing! I'll go change!"

The albino girl dashed out of the room am pulled Egil away by his ear, she pulled him up to her room.
"Egil! What are you doing?", she asked and the Icelander whined.
"They were Looking at you Kona! I don't like how they looked at you.", Egil pouted.
Joy removed the shirt she was wearing, right in front of Egil.
The Icelander's face became blood red, "G-gift kona?!"
The white haired female shut him up by kissing him, he surprisingly kissed back and quite excellently.

Both were panting by the time they stopped, Egil whined when Joy pulled away to get dressed into more appropriate clothing.
"Stay out of sight until I act. I may need assistance.", Joy said and Egil nodded.
He stayed in the other room while armed with a blunt weapon known as a lamp, "they will lighten up after this"
Joy had to keep herself from laughing, "Egil no!"
Before they split up for the moment they shared one more kiss.
She armed herself with a super sharp sword and snuck up behind Berwald.

Joy swung the sword and cut the Swede's head clean off, Timo whipped around when he heard his friend's body hit the floor (let the bodies hit the floor).
The Finnish male was horrified at the sight of his beheaded ally, "Angela what are yo-"
He was cut off by Egil slamming a lamp into his skull, the Finnish man's body collapsed onto the floor.
"More cleanup work.", Joy sighed and picked up the head and body.
Egil watched as she also somehow picked up the Finnish male's body.
Both made their way to the basement and heard Lukas scream, "Timo?! Berwald?!"

"Oh shut up.", Egil growled and glared at the Norwegian, "remember whose fault it is."
Lukas looked down sadly but looked back up to watch Joy chain Timo to one of the 'beds' she prepared.
Joy looked over to Check on Lukas, "oh! You actually ate it!"
The albino girl sat down beside the Norwegian and gave him a kiss on the cheek, "did you like it? I could make you something else!"
Lukas smiled a bit and Egil fumed, "I will eat whatever you bring."
Joy was happy however and hugged the Norwegian, when she released Lukas felt cold without her warmth on him.

Joy skipped up the stairs and Egil stayed behind for a bit, the Icelandic male stalked over to Lukas and Glared at the male.
Both were unaware of Timo waking up, the Finnish male's brain was quick to compose itself.
"Joy is mine, got that?!", Egil growled and gripped his rival's throat, "she is my wife and I will not let you take her from me!"
Lukas glared back at Egil and growled, "what do you get from her? Are you just using her?"
"You're one to talk.", the Icelander hissed, "you used her, and for your information I Love her. We all love her unlike you."
Egil growled and dropped Lukas, the young Icelandic male stormed up the stairs to return to his love.

Timo had heard everything, "Lukas, is it true?"
Lukas nodded, "Joy is back. And she is extremely pissed at us."
Timo started to cry, "Berwald is dead, she cut his head off."
The Norwegian male looked up at the Finnish male, "stop crying and sleep, she won't torture you if you are asleep."
"How are you still so calm?", Timo inquired, "what has she done to you?"
Lukas sighed and closed his eyes, "she has not really done anything, Mabye drug me."
The two males sat in silence for a while before Timo spoke again, "what is she going to do to us?"

"I have no idea", Lukas stated, "but I know that she will harvest the right eye first and then if anything was said badly about her with their toungue, it will be cut out."
Timo shuddered as Lukas told him the details of Joy's techniques, techniques he had witnessed multiple times on his former friends.
He watched her kill many people he knew, all the eyes now lined the shelves in the basement.
The Finnish male gagged and cried when he saw his friend's head on the steel operating table, "is she planning to harvest Berwald?"
Lukas nodded and Timo sobbed again.
"Go to sleep, all we can do now is eat and sleep.", Lukas said and got as comfortable as possible in the cold basement air.

The two fell asleep then woke up to see Berwald's head preserved and mounted on a stake.
The right eye was plucked and his toungue was cut out, his heart was preserved in a jar next to the severed head.
"Like my work dearies?~", a female voice called, "I'm pleased."
The two males were greeted to the sight of Joy cutting into other victims, Tim and his Belgian sister.
"It was kinda hard to drug this guy, but Bella was easy as hell to trick!", the Albino sang.
"What do you want with us?!", Timo shouted and Joy glared at him with her dead eye.
The eye caused Timo to shudder, "I want you to suffer, like I did. I will keep exploiting your attachments until you feel nothing but pain then I will kill you."
Both men shuddered from the cold tone she spoke with.

Footsteps. Egil came down with a smile on his face and a pair of cups in hand, "Good morning Gift Kona!"
The platinum haired Icelander quickly shot the two prisoners glares and went to his girl, "good morning Egil."
He placed the cups on the table and hugged his 'wife' before giving her a kiss.
"I can not wait for this to be over, Then it will be you and me~", the Icelander purred and Joy playfully swatted his arm.
"You forgot your brothers.", she said and Egil whined, "they may have something to say about what we spoke about last night."
"But I want to be alone with you!", Egil exclaimed as he hugged Joy tighter, Lukas and Timo gagged.

Egil kissed Joy again and gave their 'audience' the finger