In Love With My Mom (Complete) ✔

wedding bells

Chapter 9

Five years later, I'm pregnant and married. To Theo, of course. He was my first and only boy friend.

Anyways, I'm pregnant for 5 months. Also, my dad died in a car accident.

Luke's wedding is today. As I put on my cherry red lipstick, Theo walked inside

"How is my damsel in distress?" He asked, walking over and planting a kiss on my cheek

"I'm fine. What of you, Prince Charming?" I asked

"Not bad!" He adjusted his tie, looking in the mirror.

"I don't beleive I got married before my brother. Who was born 8 seconds before me;" I giggked, getting up from my chair and picking up my fluffy pet poodke, Stacy

"The perfect match for jerks don't come real easy!" Theo laughed.

"Who are you calling a jerk?" Some one asked. We turned to see a pretty girl with glittery golden hair, wearing a long flowing white gown "and also, Mister, your little red tie is staining my gown. Can you get some other place dirty?"

"He's not even 7 feet near you!" I rolled my eyes at her

"Hey, hey, hey!" Luke walked inside "don't smack talk my princess!"

"More like drag queen!" Theo muttered. I giggled

"What's so funny?" The girl demanded

"NOYB!" I shot at her

"Excuse me?" She asked

"None Of Your Business, your royal princessness!" I curtsied "anyways, Theo and I will be on our way now. We need to get good seats!"

"Yea, yea!"Luke nodded " and, please call the pastor, Lauren!"

"Why can't you do that!" I asked

"First, i said 'please' and second, Cuz I need  some alone time with my baby!" Luke explained

"First princess, then baby. What next? Raccoon?" I snickered

Theo glared at me

"Fine. Fine. I'll call him!" I walked out, my phone in my hands with Theo behind me.

Guests were arriving. The usher was showing them their seats. Classical music played in the background.

"Hey, Pastor dude. Luke needs me to confirm the time you'll get here!" I said on the phone while Theo was talking to some decorators

"Um..yea, about that. I can't make it!" He told me "I'm about to board a plane!"

"A plane? Where in the world are you headed to?" I shouted quietly

"I need to attend my brothers berial. Can't you get someone else?" He asked, kind of irritated

"Hey! We payed you already!" I yelled.

"Ya, I spent the money to book this flight. Bye!" He ended the call before I could protest

Where were we gonna find a pastor on such short notice?

I rushed to the dressing room where Luke and Naomi (the girl he's gonna marry in less then an hour) were busy kissing

"Ew!" I irked

"Don't act as if you didn't do it. I mean, you're pregnant!" Naomi hissed

"Whatever!" I rolled my eyes at them

"So, why are you ruining our little talk?" Luke asked, stupidly. They were kissing, for goodness same. A blind man could see that, well not really...

"The pastor cancelled!" I blurted out.

The drama queen called Naomi fainted and Luke ran to her side

Theo walked inside "hey-"

I grabbed his hand "you have to be the pastor!"

"What?" He asked

"The other one took the money and ran but you can do it free of charge, yes?" I asked him

"But-" he began

"Will you do it? ...For me?" I batted my eyelashes

"Sure!" He gave in smiling "but the couple owe me!" He turned to Luke and his dramatic little woman who had finally opened her eyes and was putting her palm to her head

As I said, dramatic. OVERdramatic.

"Sure, sure!" Luke nodded as he helped Naomi up "as long as my baé is OK! Get it? It rhymed? See, baé and OK!"

Everyone just rolled their eyes at him. Even His little baby, Naomi.

Soon we started hearing wedding bells

"Oh no!" It's time!" I gasped

"I can't wait!" Naomi smiled at Luke

"Me too!" Luke smiled back "ready, bro?" He turned to Theo

"Readier than ever!" Theo nodded "but not readier than asking Lauren to be my girl friend or asking her to Zombie Fiesta or marrying her is getting her preg-"

"Let's go, shall we?" Naomi interrupted him, rudely and acted as if nothing had happened and she hadn't ticked off donrobe who was doing a massive favour for her. Free of charge

"Yea!" Luke nodded, taking Naomi's hand "married ones first!" He steooed back away from the door.

"Really?" I asked "wow, this marrying thing really is rubbing off nicely on-"

"Just kidding. Cool ones first!" Luke snorted

"That's us. Whoop! Whoop!" Naomi and Luke ran out the door

"Jerks!" Theo mummered "I don't believe I'm doing this! I could quit!"

"No!" I whispered "please, don't!"