Cute Short Stories

Teasing him

"Goddamnit I can't take it anymore!" I grunted.

"Cmon just a little bit more." He nudged.

"Blake, I swear I'm going to faint." I let out a puff of air.

"Stop being such a big baby." He scoffed. "Ok, put it down now, nice and easy."

With that a huge thud echoed around the house.

"I think you should look up what nice and easy means..." He smiled at me.

"Yeah right. I swear to god this table was so heavy I couldn't have done it even if I tried." I say as I put my hands on my lower back, stretching out.

"Aha! So you didn't try!" He smirked triumphantly.

"aHA! So yOu diDn'T trY! " I said mockingly with my "boy voice". He just burst out laughing at that. "No genius I didn't because I don't have your body mass."

"Yeah I mean my muscles are to die for. Look at this!" He started flexing his arms. "Just try not to drool okay? You're my bro's baby sister and I wouldn't want to make your crush on me even worse."

"Oh ha-ha." I scoffed. "By body mass I was referring to your fat ass."

He gasped mockingly, turning around and pointing to his backside. "My butt is absolutely perfect! You wish you had my butt. My butt makes angels cry."

At that we were both laughing until my brother entered the kitchen, giving us weird stares that effectively made Blake shut up. Hah, serves him right.

"Your butt makes angels cry huh?" Mac teased Blake. "I wonder what the football team would say about that."

At that we burst laughing. "We" being me and my brother while Blake scowled like a little kid, even though he was trying not to give in and laugh at Mac's joke. 

"Shut up Mac!" Blake scoffed.

"But Blake..." Mac turned completely serious. "I don't want angels to cry, man. I mean they have a lot of stuff going on, they don't need your butt on top of all that..."

"But his butt is all that" I chimed in, earning a high-five from Mac and a stink eye from Blake.

"Yeah yeah, now shut up and let's continue setting up game night." Blake finished.

"Yes you guys we have to make this the best night! I invited Jesse and she has to enjoy it."

"You lovesick puppy." I cooed. "I solemnly swear to make this the best game night ever and get you laid!" I cringed at the last part.

"Ummm as much as I appreciate your dedication, please let's never talk about you helping to get me laid. Kinda awkward." Mac pitched in.

"Yep totally agree! Knew it was wrong the second it left my mouth." I admitted.

"Man, you Grays sure are weird." Blake said laughing.

"Yes we are my friend." I agreed thoughtfully. "It's our long-lasting tradition."

"Stop messing around now." Mac clapped his hands. "Back to work minions."

With that we started setting up the place. Now that the table was out of  the way - thanks to my awesomeness- it was time to put some pillows on the living room area to make more space for people to sit. We were expecting about 15 people and we didn't have enough sitting area for everyone but this will surely work. Blake brought out some nice games and is working on drinks, while Mac is working on the food. After setting up the seating area, I brought out some movies just in case we feel like watching them.