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We have a pomeranian with some anger issues. He loves to play with his stuffed toys by attacking them, shaking them like he's a terrier with a rat, and then starting to hump them. I get that humping is a dominance behavior in dogs, but it still makes him look like a violent rapist. Anyway, when he's mad at one of us (usually because we are leaving him behind when we go somewhere), he will get one of his toys, beat the shit out of it, and then start humping it. The implication is basically, "This is what I would do to you if I were a larger dog."
He also loves to steal pairs of dirty panties and lick the crotch. What I'm saying is that if my dog were a person, he'd be a registered sex offender.
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'CUZ IT'S FUNNY AS HELL XD OMISATAN I CAN'T! I JUST FLIPPING CAN'T XD HOLD ME!!! HOLD ME!!!!!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHA
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