I have a pet snake (ball python for those curious). The thing with him is that he always looks for the warmest place he can find, which is usually in your clothing. I usually don’t care if he wants to curl up in my shirt, but one time I had dozed off and found him wrapped around my dick 15 minutes later. It’s pretty fucking scary seeing your man meat in the same position as the mice you feed him.
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Scary Stories To Chill Your Bones
HorrorWe're a group that will be updating, some stories are not made by us and some stories are. We usually search scary stories and if we have free time or we're just bored we make stories too. So if you like to scare yourself or you're addicted to cre...
