Tony: "Hey!" a taunting voice called, making you sigh in exasperation. You whirled around to face Thomas, who had taken school bully as a serious occupation. "Yeah I'm talking to you rich bitch" he said. I rolled my eyes,"Here," I said reaching into my pocket,"here's twenty dollars for a better comeback."
I handed it to him and he looked at me with a confused face. You could see his mind furiously working to comprehend what I did. Then it clicked,"You little..." He said then punched me in the face. I staggered back, not ready for the punch, he grinned triumphantly at me and I punched him good and hard, wiping that smile off his face.
He swung at me again, but I easily dodged it, he was really slow, mentally and physically. Then I swung my leg out and tripped him so he hit his head hard on the floor knocking him out, you could swear you heard an sound like someone knocking on a hollow tree.
When you looked back up you noticed a bunch of students were staring at you in awe. They started cheering, however with all that commotion the Principal checked it out. She was not amused, unlike the other students. Uh oh.
Steve: You were walking down the hallway when you saw 3 older kids kicking a younger kid. "Hey! Pick on someone your own size!" you protested. They averted their attention to you so the younger kid had enough time to scramble away. You're welcome, you thought grumpily.
"Yeah, and you're going to stop us" one of the kids said. "Um, yeah" you said. They had no idea what they had gotten themselves into, you took self defense lessons from Nat. One of the kids swung at you so you dodged it, grabbed his arm and judo flipped him. Another kid came at you and tried to kick your leg, but you grabbed his leg and flipped him over onto the ground.
The last kid looked a little scared, but still came at you, you simply sidestepped and he slammed into the lockers, unconscious. Idiot, you thought. A teacher stepped out of her classroom to see me standing around some unconscious idiots. They probably got the wrong idea and told me to come to the Principal's office.
I'm screwed now, all I can hope is that they believe me.
Natasha: You stood at your locker getting ready for your next period when you heard snickering behind you. You immediately knew who it was even before you turned around. It was Rachel and her two ducklings, Mindy and Cindy. They were obviously whispering at you and you just sighed in annoyance. "What are you looking at?" Rachel asked. "Something ugly" you said without even blinking.
They huffed and can't evened. "Maybe if you ate some of that makeup you wear too much of you'll be pretty on the inside at least" you said smiling. Then at a loss for words, Rachel swung a poorly formed punch at you. You grabbed her arm and twisted it in a way arms aren't supposed to bend and she started crying.
Crybaby, you thought. "We're telling" Mindy whined as she went off with her sister to the Principal's office. "Fine go tell on me like babies" you said. Oh I was going to be in so much trouble, but on the bright side I finally got to use that move that I have been wanting to use, you thought.
Clint: "Hawkeye is clearly the stupidest hero" someone said making your ears immediately strain to hear. "Yeah, all he does is shoot arrows, anyone can do that" another person said. You turned around, leaping to your dad's defense. "It's not that easy" you blurted out.
"You're just saying that because he is your dad" the first guy said. "No, he could take out twenty guys without his bow and arrows" you bragged. "Then how come he was able to be taken over by Loki," the second guy said,"he didn't even resist I heard."
You punched the guy in the face so hard he was out cold. "Well you heard wrong" you spat. "Hey!" the first guy yelled. You just kicked him in the groin and he slid to the ground yelping. No one, No one ever insults your dad like that.
"Miss l/n," a teacher said behind you,"come back here." She took you to the Principal's office where you waited anxiously on the bench.
Bruce: You slammed your locker door shut and turned around to see Jared's ugly face staring back at you. "Do my homework" he said. "No" you said walking away, but he blocked your path again,"Did you not hear me, do my homework" he said. "I'm sorry I don't speak fluent idiot" you said briskly.
"Idiot this" he punched me in the face. Maybe I could stay still and be a passive aggressive like Gandhi, you thought before he swung at you again which you dodged. Then again maybe not, you thought. You kicked him in the groin which made him fall to his knees whimpering.
You then kneed him in the face causing him to fall over groaning. "Here's a tip, don't fight someone you can't beat" you said. Unluckily for you, you were right by the Principal's office and he had seen you knee Jared in the face. "Y/n, in my office, now" he said sternly.
Thor: You walked past dangerous territory, the lockers of the girls that picked on you everyday. "Where did you get that shirt, the trash" a girl said before cackling with laughter. "Actually, I got it from Asgard" you said smoothly. She rolled her eyes and muttered mockingly,"Of course you did, your highness." "Keep rolling your eyes, maybe you'll find a brain back there" you retorted.
Vivian glared at you, then as you walked away she stuck out her leg and you jumped over it, then grabbed her leg and pulled it out so she fell on her butt. She then ran off, probably to go tell a teacher. Whoops, you didn't mean to, your training just kicked in.
Bucky: You were walking down the hall when someone shoved you onto the ground and your stuff went flying. You immediately scolded yourself for not being alert. You heard shrill laughter that sounded like the Wicked Witch of the West's.
"Are you gonna go home and cry to your mommy? Oh, wait, you don't have one" she said before laughing again, why did she think she was so funny. "I bet you were born on a highway," You said making Tiffany look confused,"because that's where most accidents happen." She started to swing madly at you, all of them missing.
You yawned, making her even more mad. Then you swung out my leg, knocking her down to the ground. Her head hit the hard ground and you think you knocked her out. Wow, she was really bad.
Your triumphant moment ended when you were sent to the Principal's office. They said they called your dad, uh oh.
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Avengers Parent Preferences
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