Avengers Parent Preferences

You Have A Nightmare

Sorry I haven't updated in a while (since Christmas) but let's put that aside because I'm giving you more trash- I mean chapters yay! I can't guarantee you that I will update soon again so sorry I'm a lazy piece of shit.

Tony: You walked down the weirdly empty hallways of Stark towers. Where is everybody? "Hello?" You yelled but the only answer you got was your echo. You suddenly heard a door slam closed behind you. You turned suddenly to see a set of doors that weren't there before. "What the f...." You muttered before walking over to them. You tried opening them but they wouldn't budge. You pressed your ear to the crack and heard chatter coming from inside.

You knocked on the doors and they swung open you stumbled back in surprise. Inside there was tables and chairs full of people talking excitedly. There was a table of refreshments that caught your eye but the thing that most disturbed you was the banner that said "Welcome home daughter!" Um I'm already here, is this some kind of prank or something? Then your dad came on stage and stepped up to a microphone that wasn't there before. You grinned, your dad could tell you what was happening. You frantically waved to him but he didn't even glance at you. "You are a shit father, you know that?" You muttered. He tapped on the microphone and grinned.

"You all know why you are here" Tony said and you made a bitch face,"to welcome my new and improved daughter home!" Wait? What! Everyone was cheering and you looked around bewildered. He beckoned a girl on stage and then said into the mic,"Isn't she so much better than Y/n?" You took a step back, what the heck. "I mean Y/n sucked, she was never the daughter I wanted her to be." You looked up in hurt at your dad and then ran out before the tears came. Your eyes suddenly opened and you looked around your room. You felt the marks were tears were. It was just a dream, you consoled yourself. Although you weren't entirely convinced that your dad didn't feel that way about you.

Steve: "Don't worry, it's just a couple days" your dad said clapping you on the shoulder. "I know, I just have a weird feeling about this one" You said. "I'll be fine, don't die while I'm gone" he said. "I won't, love you" you said. "Love you" he said before walking out the door. I shouldn't worry, nothing is going to happen, everything is going to be okay. You nodded to yourself. First of all I have to go put some whipped cream in my mouth.

Later you nestled into bed and fell into a fitful sleep. You were standing in the middle of a barren field. You heard groans of pain and you ran to go find the source of the sounds. You turned to see your dad on the ground, his abdomen stained crimson. "Dad!" You cried. You knelt down and put a finger to his neck to check for a pulse. You felt one and you internally relaxed a bit. "You're gonna be okay, it's going to be okay" you said, mostly reassuring yourself.

You were about to examine the wound when a bloody hand reached out suddenly and grabbed your arm. You screamed until you realized it was your dad. "You...you.." he began to say but began a series of raspy coughs. "You couldn't save..." He said again but wheezed and then fell still. "No...no, no!" You cried. You sat up in bed gasping. You cried yourself to sleep after that.

Natasha: You squinted into the mirror, looking like you were constipated. But don't worry, you aren't you were just trying to shapeshift. You slowly morphed your features into Steve. "I can feel the righteousness surging through me" you imitated. You began to morph into Tony. "I wipe my ass with your college tuition" you said. Then you morphed into Thor,"I like this poptart, another!" Then Bruce,"That's my secret Cap, I'm always high."

Then Clint,"Caw caw motherfucker" You morphed into many more variations, each one more entertaining than the last. Your favorite one was Nick Fury where you said,"Where is my supersuit?!" Because for some weird reason Frozone reminded you of him. You laughed your ass off then went to morph back into yourself and stopped, your heart almost along with it.