So I have not updated my story in what I calculated to be 80 days, all I can say is I am SOOOOO SORRY and I am lazy and a procrastinator and I do not deserve you guys. You know what, I will grant one wish of the first person that comments a wish here, of course it has to pertain to the story, like a request, a new character or a face reveal, whatever (but you cannot wish for more wishes). May the odds ever be in your favor.
Tony: "Hey dad?" You asked. "What?" He said not looking up from his project. "I think I am invisible" you said. "Mhmmm...wait what!" He said snapping up from his work. "Where'd you go?!" He asked. "The thing is, I have no idea" you explained. "Is this a prank? Come on out now Y/n" he said looking around the room expecting you to pop out and yell 'SURPRISE'.
"I really wish this was a prank.." you said. "Okay then, touch my shoulder" he said and sure enough he felt a hand that connected to nothing touch his shoulder making him jump. "See?" You said. "Not really..." He said. You sighed, how could he make a joke at a time like this. "What happened?" He asked.
"I don't know, I just woke up and went and did my daily morning rituals and when I went to look in the mirror, I wasn't there, but I was, I mean I could see myself. I went to check in another mirror, and it was the same result, so I went to see you, and here I am" you explained. "I'll, ummm, go check you at the lab, okay?" He asked. You nodded, then realized that he couldn't see you and said "Okay." As you were walking your dad remarked,"Well now you will be really good at hide and seek."
Steve: It's that time of month again, you thought sadly as you took out your pad. You wished that Mother Nature would send you a text or a letter or something to let you know that you are not pregnant. Although the most intimate thing you have ever done is shake a person's hand. You stepped out of the bathroom and went to go take your pills for the cramps.
Usually your dad just kept his distance and let you do your own thing, which was nice of him. You decided to go and play a game on your phone. Which you later realized was a bad idea because you were playing a rage game while on your period. You kept losing and getting angrier and angrier.
You began feeling a weird feeling in your gut as you got more mad and you were pretty sure it wasn't your period. Finally you got to the point where you threw your phone on to a bean bag in rage. Then the wall exploded with water and you screamed. Your dad ran in with his shield gazing in bewilderment at the holes in the wall spewing water.
"I can explain."
Natasha: You sat in the back of the car thinking about a bunch of random things. Your thoughts eventually led to a boy in your school that you fancied, or if you wanted to say it in normal terms, liked. Your mom turned around and said,"What the fuck!" You blinked, suddenly startled out of your daydreams. "What?" You said puzzled.
Your mom pulled into a parking lot of some bank. "Who are you and what have you done with my daughter" she said with her eyes narrowing. "What do you mean? Are you joking?" You said still confused. "If you are my daughter then you know when I named you" she said.
"You didn't name me that agent did" you said. "Okay now tell me why you changed into a boy then changed back?" She asked. "What?" You asked. "I think...you have shapeshifting powers.." she said.
Clint: "I am way better" Clint said. "What no I am" you said. "No" "Yes" "No" "Yes" "Prove it then" Clint taunted. You slammed your elbow on the table, "Okay." "Didn't that hurt?" He asked. "Holy frick yes" you said nodding and biting your lip. "Well you still have to arm wrestle me" he said.
"Alright I want a fair fight," Tony said,"both elbows on the table the whole time or you're disqualified. 3..2..1..GO!" You immediately slammed your dad's arm into the table, literally. He slowly raised his arm out of the table and your eyes widened as you saw that his arm was bended at an abnormal angle. "Ow." He said. "..sorry......but I still won fair and square!" You said.
"You should check that out" Tony said. "You think?!" Clint said. "No, y/n, I think you have super strength" Tony explained. "You think?!" You exclaimed. "Like father like daughter" Tony mumbled under his breath.
Bruce: Just another stupid day in school, you thought. The teacher was droning on and on about things that you already knew so you just sat in the back of the stifling classroom bored out of your mind. "This is so stupid" someone said. You wondered who had the audacity to say that in a classroom, but no one else reacted.
"I wish I could go home" the voice said again. Come to think of it they sounded a lot like the teacher. "You know what I should call on Ben because he looks dead" the voice said. Sure enough the teacher called on Ben. Holy shit, I think I can read minds. No, I shouldn't jump to conclusions, besides if it sounds stupid even in my head I know it will sound even stupider out loud. Besides how will I be able to explain it to anyone without being sent to a therapist.
You looked around and focused on one person and tried to hear their thoughts. Then you heard their voice in your head, wtf I'm so confused why was -2 the answer? You then raised your hand and said, "I don't feel well" and the teacher let you go to the main office. Oh god, how am I going to explain this to my dad.
Thor: "How did this happen again?" Tony asked looking at the charred discontorted thing that was, key word was, a training area. "Well I got really focused on training, and boom." You said. "....and boom?" Tony asked. "And boom" you replied. "Ah I was wondering when that was going to happen" Thor said walking into the room.
"Wait..you KNEW this was going to happen, that your daughter could go kaboom at any moment- no offense y/n" Tony said. "None taken and it was more like lightning" you said. "I didn't feel like it was important information to share" Thor said. Tony just face palmed and sighed, "Just take care of her....powers" he said.
"Why didn't you tell ME" You said. "Oh, I just forgot" Thor said. Then you blasted him with lightning and walked away.
Bucky: It was mother's day, your least favorite day. Your dad was watching the LOTR movies with you and he made popcorn. You smiled, your dad was the best dad ever. Still, even through all the effort he went through you still couldn't stop thinking about her. You had no idea what she was like, or- no I will not think about that.
At least you had a photo of her so you knew what she looked like. Now you didn't even need the photo, you had spent hours memorizing her face. Suddenly you saw your mom in front of you and you screamed. It disappeared as soon as your dad looked.
You sat there open-mouthed and you felt all the blood rush from your face. "That, that couldn't have been your mom, right?" Bucky said, white faced. "I...I don't know" you said. "Was that you?" Bucky asked. "I was thinking of my mom" you said. "We should have you checked out" he said.
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Avengers Parent Preferences
FanfictionAvengers as parents, duh but I couldn't think of a better description. You can request things if you want to