Avengers Parent Preferences

You Get A Significant Other

Sorry for not posting for a long time, I'm a lazy shit. Hey! Ya girl made this when she was straight, isn't that weird? So, anyways, I fixed it, so now it's gender neutral, yay!

Tony: "Heyyyy Dad, you know I love you right?" You told your dad as he was working on one of his Iron Man suits. "I love you to-wait..what did you do?" He asked pulling away from his work. "I..I erm may be in.. a relationship?" You said cautiously, fidgeting with your fingers and looking anywhere but your dad's face. "Okay" he said, shrugging. "Really?" You asked, taken aback.

"Yeah, it's good that you're growing up" he said beginning to work on his thing again. "Oh. Thanks!" You said beginning to walk away but he said,"Wait!" And you stopped internally cringing. "Yes?" You asked slowly. "Just make sure that they're not just dating you because you're my daughter" he said and you sighed exasperatedly. "Daaad" you complained.

"What? I can't be too sure" he said. "Fine, you done?" You asked and he put a finger to his temple, trying to think then he finally said,"Just remind them that I have guns and if they ever break your heart that I will personally see to ruining their life." Apparently satisfied he nodded and began working again showing that the conversation was over. "So much for growing up" you grumbled to yourself. "What?" "Nothing!" You said quickly.

Steve: "Be back by 8 no later" he said and you almost rolled your eyes. "I know, I know" you said. You heard the doorbell ring. "They're here!" You said rushing down the stairs. You took one last look in the mirror, straightening your hair and then you opened it to see a nervous looking person. "Hello Y/n, you look very nice" they said. "You do too y/s/o/n" you said then your dad came up behind you. "Hel- Hello Mr. Rogers" Y/s/o/n said.

"You must be y/s/o/n" Your dad said extending a hand. Y/s/o/n took it and shook it. "So uh can we leave now?" You asked, knowing that Y/s/o/n just wanted to get out of here. "I just have to give Y/s/o/n a little talk before you leave" he said and you looked at him in disbelief. "Dad.." you said and he looked at you,"What?!" You sighed,"Just..just don't scare them away."

"Me? Never" he said and he led Y/s/o/n to the living room so you stood awkwardly in the doorway, hearing Y/s/o/n's shaky voice echo off the walls, "You have a nice house sir."  Oh God I hope that he doesn't kill them. Then a little bit later he led Y/s/o/n back with a scared looking face. "You two have fun" Your dad said and you finally left the house. "I do hope that he didn't scare you that much" you said and Y/s/o/n shook their head, but their eyes were still fixated on one point. "Not at all" they said, which you highly doubted.

Natasha: "I feel bad for them, you're going to eat them alive" Your mom said. You laughed,"That's true, but honestly I'm glad you support my decision." "Why wouldn't I, you can handle yourself, you are my daughter after all" she said and you smiled. "Just remember though if things get a little fishy-" she said and you rolled your eyes. "Just call you" you said and she smiled. "Good girl" she said.

You finally pulled up to their house and you were starting to feel butterflies in your stomach. You were going to meet their parents for the first time, and you were going to make an impression on them forever. Don't mess this up, don't mess this up, don't mess this up, you repeated in your mind. "You gonna just sit there or are you going to go? You know we can go back and I can say you were sick" she said and you shook your head.

"I can do this" you said as you opened the car door. "Alright, go get em tiger" she called out the car as you ring the doorbell. I'm not going to screw this up, I'm not going to screw this up, I'm not going to screw this up you repeated as the door swung open.

Clint: "I'm going to go study at y/s/o/n's house" you shouted up the stairs. "Wait don't go yet!" Your dad yelled down the stairs before sliding down the banister. "I need to ask you a couple questions before you go" he said and you sighed. "Here we go" you muttered to yourself. "Is it going to be 'Netflix and Chill'" he said with quotations when he said Netflix and Chill. "What?! No, we're studying, that's it" you said.

"What about Hulu and Hang?" He asked narrowing his eyebrows. "No! I said, we're studying, that's it" you said. "Crackle and relaxel?" He asked. "No! And who uses Crackle anymore?" you said. "That's not the point, but I was just making sure you were studying, not Google Play and other types of play" he said. "Alright, I'm leaving" you said. "Okay bye!" He said.

"That's the chemical form of glucose" you said and they nodded. "Alright, what's-" you stopped as you heard a branch break and what sounded like a little girl scream, then a loud thud. You quickly opened the window to see your dad rolling on the ground in pain. "Dad! You ass" you said and he groaned and managed to croak,"Call 911."

Bruce: "Remember that if you ever break her heart you will meet the other guy, and you do not want to meet him, especially when he's angry" he said and you looked at your dad in anger. "Dad, you're scaring them" you said gesturing to your significant other. "Well they shouldn't be scared unless they plan on breaking your heart right?" He said and your significant other nodded and swallowed then said,"Yes Mr. Banner."

"Alright if we don't leave now then we're going to be late to our movie" you said trying to hurry things along and your significant other gave a thankful glance at you. "Alright, be safe, here's 20 dollars for the snacks" he said and you hugged your dad. "Thank you" you said. He teared up a bit, and you asked,"Are you crying?"

"Hmm, oh no, I just got something in my eye" he said rubbing his right eye. "Sure, alright I'm leaving now" you said and as soon as you closed the door he sighed, his baby girl, all grown up.

Thor: "Behold the mighty Midgardian instrument" your dad said gesturing to a toaster. You face palmed, your significant other had literally just met him and he was already talking about toasters, goddamit. "It can make many delicious things like the Eggo waffle and the Poptart" he said dramatically as the Poptart popped up.

"Would you like one?" Thor asked and your significant other waved their hands,"No thank you Mr. Odinson." "I already told you, you can call me Dad" he said and you sighed, wow there goes my one chance at being in a relationship with them. "Okay Mr- I mean Dad?" They said unsurely and Thor nodded, satisfied. Loki walked in and then saw what was happening and tried to creep back out but Thor boomed,"Loki! Join us." He cringed and turned around.

"Oh yay" he said sarcastically. "This is my brother, Loki, but you must know who he is" Thor said oblivious to the obvious discomfort of the other people in the room. "Come I must show you more wonderous things that come from this strange realm" Thor said. This was going to be the longest hour of your life.

Bucky: You didn't want to leave your significant other alone with your dad but you really had to go pee so you excused yourself hoping that your dad would at least not kill them. "So what do you like to do?" Bucky asked finally breaking the uncomfortable silence. "Uh y/f/s" they said and Bucky nodded. "If you even think about touching my daughter just know that I have killed people and I will not hesitate to do it again" he said and your significant others's face drained of blood.

"Ex-excuse me?" They asked nervously. "And if you break her heart I will make sure to break every bone in your body just so you can get a small glimpse at the pain my daughter felt" he said and your significant other almost fainted on that couch, and was very grateful that in that moment they were sitting.

"Ready to go?" You asked walking into the room. "Yes" your significant other said in a high reedy voice, they cleared their throat, "I mean, yes." You narrowed your eyes at your dad who shrugged. "What did you say to them?" you asked suspiciously. "We were just chatting, right?" He asked your significant other and they jumped when your dad clapped their arm with his metal hand. They swallowed then nodded. Oh God, poor thing.

Loki: You said goodbye to your dad not knowing that he was going with you. Right after you left he made himself look like an old man and went to the theater you were going to. He had bought a ticket too, unbeknownst to you and was going to make sure your date didn't go too far. You sat down with your significant other and he sat in the row directly behind you.

You were watching the movie and your significant other yawned and stretched their arms and tried to put their arm around your shoulders, why that little. He "accidentally" spilled his popcorn all over both of you. "Sorry, sorry" he said trying not to grin as your significant other pulled their arm back.

The rest of the movie went on with no shenanigans and when you came home he pretended he was reading. "So how was it?" He asked. "Fun, except some guy spilled his popcorn on us" you said and he nodded. "I'm glad you had fun" he said continuing "reading" his book. Mission completed.

Sorry those sucked, I am just sucky. Also thanks for reading. Smell ya later bitches (if you get this you are awesome).