Avengers Parent Preferences

How You Met

I do not own Marvel, I only own the idea, yada, yada, yada. I changed this first chapter so it would be racially neutral because I wrote this when I was like 10 and I was very self centered (and white). This obviously does not condone my actions. Over a long time of procrastinating this because I'm lazy I have decided to fix it. Also, sorry people other than girls it would take too long to make this gender neutral.
Tony/Iron Man:
"You are Tony Frickin Stark, you have battled monsters and saved the world countless times," Tony said in attempt to be strong," you can handle one baby." He was sitting in that chair for what seemed hours to him when a woman came by. "She's ready." He swallowed nervously then got up to follow her. Pepper had convinced him that getting a child was a good idea. Now when he was walking down the halls of the orphanage he had inklings of regret.

"Here she is, her name is (Y/n)" said the woman as she picked up the baby out of the crib. Tony felt a lump of emotion get stuck in his throat. "You want to hold her?" The lady asked. "Y-yes of course" he stuttered, he took you in his arms and all his worries melted away.

He stared into your innocent (e/c) eyes and knew he would do anything to protect you. You may have had a rough life but from here on out he was going to make damn sure that he did everything right. He kissed you on your forehead. Then you threw up.

Steve/Captain America:
He had been taking his morning jog and listening to the sounds of nature because he could never master the cell phone when he heard a different and out of place sound. It was of a baby crying, he immediately stopped and started looking for the source of the noise.

He found you lying on the ground with a note that said I can't handle being a mother anymore her name is (Y/N). Steve was shocked someone could leave a baby in the middle of a park. He looked at your face and it was red and blotchy from crying. "I guess since there is no one else to care for you I will" he said.

You just smiled a toothless smile at him. "I will never abandon you, I promise."

Natasha/Black Widow:
"Perimeter secured" she said into her earpiece. "Do a check for any survivors" an agent replied. She searched and sweeped the area and found no one. She got to the last door and jiggled the handle to open the door but it was locked.

She took a few steps backwards and flew into the door kicking it down Chuck Norris style. She heard a sound of crying and looked to her left where she found you in a testing area freezing to death. "I found a survivor, it's a baby" she said. "Does it have parents?" the agent asked. "I don't know, but if she is here I'm guessing that's a no" she guessed.

"We have to get someone to take care of her" "I'll do it!" She piped up. She instantly regretted the decision, how could she Black Widow, the stone cold killer take in a baby? "Well might as we name you" she thought out loud. "How about (Y/N)" the agent suggested. Natasha had forgotten they were still there, but it was still a good name nonetheless. "I'll name you (Y/N) then." This was going to be the hardest task she ever took on, being a mother.

Clint/Hawkeye: "Barton!" He heard someone yell and he turned around. There was an out of breath agent behind him. "Why are you out of breath?" He asked. She looked up with her hands on her knees. "You walk really fast" she said. He bit his lip to prevent himself from smiling. "Anyway, I have something you need to have" she said.

She handed him a file and he opened cautiously in case a fake snake sprung out. His joking mood fell when he read what was on the page. "She's dead?" He asked and the agent nodded solemnly. He couldn't believe it, she was a great friend to him and helped him through his first year here at Shield.

He read further and saw that she had a child. "Hey, uh, where is her child going?" He asked. "She's going to an orphanage" she said. "Can, can I adopt her?" He said. "Yeah, sure" she said. "Don't worry Y/n I'll make it up to you" he said.

Bruce/Hulk:
He was walking down towards the Avenger's tower when a woman shoved a baby in his hands and ran away after saying,"Her name is (Y/N)." He ran after her after the initial shock of it, trying to find her. But to no avail.

"I guess you're mine now (Y/N)" Bruce said sighing. How was he supposed to take care of you when he could turn into the Hulk whenever he got angry. He could hurt you, scare you.....or worse.

But when he looked into your big (E/C) eyes he just couldn't say no. "All right, all right, I'll keep you" he said, given up. You smiled at him and giggled.

Thor/Thor:
The sound of the doorbell ringing flooded the house. "I wonder who it could be?" Thor said aloud because for some reason he does that. He opened the door to reveal a small child wrapped in a blanket. "A baby!" He exclaimed.

He scooped them up in his arms and saw there was a note sticking out of it. It read,'Man, fuck this baby, Thor I know we had a great time together but here's our child, Y/n.' "Well that is certainly interesting" he said.

"Alright then Y/n, let's go make some poptarts" he said. You made what Thor guessed to be a happy noise and he smiled. He knew one day you would surpass him as a great warrior, or whatever job you wanted. He wasn't going to choose for you.

Bucky/The Winter Soldier:
He had walked up to a plum stand to buy some plums. He was paying for his plums when he heard a sound every man fears, a gunshot. All of the people around him cowered or ran.

He of course went to go see the source of the gunshots. They came from an alleyway, when he went into it he saw a woman with 2 bullet wounds in her stomach with a crimson stained t-shirt. A man stood before her with a gun, but when he saw Bucky he realized who he was and ran away.

Bucky wanted to chase after him, but he had more pressing matters. The woman started reaching for something, a baby. She handed it to him and said,"Sir take care of her, please." Then she gave her final breath leaving Bucky staring with disbelief at you. He softened when he looked into your (E/C) eyes. "Fine, I'll keep you, and I'll name you (Y/N) after a friend I had." Bucky silently promised that if anyone wanted to hurt you, they would have to go through him.