Puns
Top 5
1) I doughnut get food puns
2) When you have a bladder infection,urine trouble
3) Hey I think someone just called me a "beach" but I'm not shore.
4) Why did the Mexican man throw his wife off a cliff? Tequila. (My personal favorite.)
5) Why don't some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don't work out.
KEEP IN MIND THAT THESE PUNS ARE NOT MINE!!
Songs
Top 5
(Not in specific order. Just whichever one comes to mind)
1) something different-Why Don't We
2) Congratulations -I forgot who the artist is
3) Slide- Calvin Harris
4) colors of the wind- from Disney's Pocahontas
5) Help me Help you - Logan Paul feat.Why Don't We
Hey hey hey. Don't be judging!! We all have different opinions. Hey that reminds me. That's my next rant.
Boys
Top 10
(Not in specific order)
1) Francisco lachowitski
2)Cameron Dallas
3) Presley Gerber
4) Neels Visser
5) Colton Hayes
6) Brent Rivera
7)Thomas Doherty
8) Niall Horan
9) Jacob Sartorius(I'm gonna regret putting this in later)
10) Alex Lange
Jokes/funny lines
Top 3
1) Hey what's that smell? Oh wait its_________! 👈Someone's name. Preferably someone you hate.
(Lol, I came up with this one when I was roasting my cousin who is five. I am not mean for saying this to her! She said that I wasn't her best friend anymore!! You know how much that hurts?! Nah just kidding. Lmao.)
2) Why did Tigger look inside the toilet ? To look for Pooh!!
3) I would ask you to count how many finger you have but I know you can't count that high.
Ok ok. The last one was kind of mean. But the others were really funny. Tbh.
Colors!!
Top 5
1) Black
2) White
3) Grey
4) Green
5) Maroon
(Yes my favorite colors are boring. I love tie dye tho.)
FOOD!!
Top 5
1) Cheetos
2) passion Fruit (I don't get to eat it often though)
3) BOBA!!
4) carrots (yes I'm one of those weird children that likes to actually eat vegetables)
5) peanut butter and Nutella
Drinks
Top 5
1) Honey Lemon with aloe Vera-Share tea
2) lychee jelly ice- snowcrave
3) strawberry lemonade
4) lychee smoothie -snowcrave
5) green tea with boba
Favorite seasons(ranked 1=favorite 4=worst)
1) winter
2)spring
3)summer
4)fall
Birthday: August 22
Full name: ashley Diana ( not gonna put last name. suck on that.)
Favorite singer(s): Why don't we
Hobbies: reading(duh, why else am I on wattpad? Lol) watching youtube, being a couch potato, sleeping, and yeah that's pretty much it. Oh yeah and writing.
That's all for now!!
Your unicornian
Ashley the great
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Ashley's Answers and RANTS
HumorThis is a book about my rants. Sometimes ya just gotta vent things out. You can't just hold them in. It's not healthy. (Obviously) In this book I,Ashley will write all my frustrations and rants about random stuff. If you get offended easily then I s...
