This is so bad and cringey
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"Well, I'm going to take a shower. My hair feels disgusting." I sat up from the couch where my brother and his best friend, Ethan, were sitting.
We were all playing Mario cart, basically what we do every Friday night. I grabbed my phone off of the coffee table and went upstairs.
I went into my room and procrastinated for a little bit, like I always do. I then made my way down the hallway, scrolling through twitter while doing it.
I reached the shared bathroom with my brother, and locked the door. I put my phone on shuffle play, and began undressing. I turned on the water, waiting for it to be the perfect temperature.
I pulled my hair out of my ratchet pony tail and stepped in the shower. As soon as I did, Pursuit of Happiness cane on, by Cudi. I immediately grabbed the shampoo bottle and sang into it.
It usually takes me a long time to shower, mainly because I act like a child in the shower. I put shampoo all in my hair and made it like a Mohawk, jamming out to the songs that were on my playlist.
When I was done I turned off the shower and stepped out onto the soft rug. I reached for my towel, but it wasn't there.
I forgot my fucking towel. How does that even happen. I didn't bring my clothes either. I just kind of stood in the shower for a little bit, trying to figure out what to do.
I danced around some more, trying not to slip on the slippery floor. I genuinely 'whipped my hair back and forth' to dry it a little bit.
I then got the idea to text my brother and ask him to bring me a towel.
Me: asswipe, bring me a towel please and thank you.
Stick in my buttcheek: I'm busy.
I groaned in frustration and decided I would have to be a brave soul. I mentally and physically prepared myself to run out in the cold down the long hallway, butt naked.
I snatched my phone and cracked open the door to see if anyone was anywhere to where they could see me. I thought the coast was clear and darted out to my bedroom, at the end of the hallway.
Mid-way I heard a thud and whipped around to see Ethan. He dropped his phone on the hard floor, but before he picked it up he looked at my vulnerable state.
I covered my boobs with my right arm and covered my lower region with my left hand. I saw Ethan's eyes grow large and he quickly shielded his eyes like a visor.
"Oh my god, Ethan I am so, so, sorry." I scurried off into my bedroom, locking the door behind me. I stood in the middle of my room, realizing what had just happened.
I grabbed a towel that was laying on the floor. I dried off and put on a new outfit. I really didn't want to leave my room, I was mortified.
But I knew I had to say sorry. I opened the door and he was oh-so conveniently standing in the hallway.
I breathed in and decided to address him already.
"Hey, Eth. I'm really sorry you had to witness that. Seeing a wet potato run down the hallway was probably not the highlight of your day." He looked into my eyes and I nervously fiddled with my fingers.
"It's fine. Just didn't expect it. Also, you're not a potato, you're beautiful." I blushed and smiled at his comment. He started to walk off towards my brothers room before saying something else.
"Nice ass too." He winked and slapped my butt before entering my brother's room.
I was shocked at the motion he just did, but couldn't say I didn't like it.
Maybe I should run around butt naked when he's here more often.
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This was trash, it was dragged out too long, and it was inspired by me aLWAYS FORGETTING MY FUCKING TOWEL.
