Ring...ring
Hello?
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You again?!
I see my presence is much appreciated.
You wish.
It's sarcasm sweetie, don't get so worked up.
I'm not getting worked up! I just wish you would stop calling!
...and sweetie?!
Jeeeezzz... I feel bad for the telemarketers that call your house. So how about that deal?
My wand is perfectly fine the way it is thank you.
Whatever you say... Sweetie.
Ughhhh...
*Beep*
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Calls from the Ultimate Harry Potter Fan
Short StoryHello? Could this perhaps be the infamous professor Dumbledore? Sorry? Who is this? Dumbledore sir? Is this you? I have a message from the order! I don't have any idea what you're talking about... Wait! This isn't you Professor? I think you called...
