Ring....ring...
I don't like you.
I see you're in a good mood...
Why do you have to keep calling me?
Do you not like my calls?
I think I made that pretty obvious.
Don't be silly, I know you love me.
Do not!
Do too.
Do not!
Do too.
Do too!
Mmm Hmm...
That's not what I meant to say!
Sure...
It's not!
I bet you abuse your house elf!
I would never!
You have one?!
Of course not! But abusing house elves should be illegal! I can't believe people actually do that! It's just so... Wrong!
Did you just fangirl over something Harry Potter?!
No! I just have strong feelings towards house elves...
I knew it.
Knew what?!
That you love Harry Potter.
I never said that...
You don't have to.
...
...
Bye.
*Beep*
My dreams have come true!!!
YOU ARE READING
Calls from the Ultimate Harry Potter Fan
Storie breviHello? Could this perhaps be the infamous professor Dumbledore? Sorry? Who is this? Dumbledore sir? Is this you? I have a message from the order! I don't have any idea what you're talking about... Wait! This isn't you Professor? I think you called...
