Ring....ring...
Hello?
Did you know you answer the phone the same way every time. Seriously woman, try and be more creative!!! At least add some heys and a hi there every once in a while!
Whatever. By the way, did you happen to be the idiot running a butterbeer stand in the park the other day?
Well... I don't know if you would call him an idiot...
Were you? Because that soccer mom almost killed him for tampering with business for her 5 year old's lemonade stand...
I may or may not have been... But that's for me to know and you to never find out.
Oh really... Cause I was just gonna say that that guy was really courageous...
Really?
And smart...
Well... It still may not be me...
And good looking...
Now that I think about it... It was me...
Dude, I'm just messing with you! I knew it was you the whole time! No one else could be such a dork!
...
...
So I'm not good looking?
That's for me to know and you to never find out.
I can feel your smirk...
I can feel your ultimate defeat.
*Beep*
Damn...
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Calls from the Ultimate Harry Potter Fan
Short StoryHello? Could this perhaps be the infamous professor Dumbledore? Sorry? Who is this? Dumbledore sir? Is this you? I have a message from the order! I don't have any idea what you're talking about... Wait! This isn't you Professor? I think you called...
