Ring....ring...
Yeah?
I just realized that I don't even know your name!
You just realized that?
Yeah! So I was thinking we could play a game to get to know each other!!!
Really? That's so stereotypical...
I was thinking of playing undefined number of questions!
What?
It's like 20 questions but undefined!
I feel like I'm being tricked...
Ohhh! And it will be Harry Potter themed!!!
Yep. Knew there was a catch.
I'll go first! Ok, what's your name?
I thought you said it would be Harry Potter themed? You should follow the rules!
Follow the rules? Why can't we follow the butterflies?!
You did not just do that...
Whatever, I changed it. Now it's both normal and themed!!!
Whatever, if you must know, my name is Everly.
Aren't you gonna ask what mine is?
Ok, what is it?
Jake from State Farm!!!
Say your real name.
Kyle.
Ok... That was easy to coax out of you...
I'm an easy type of guy.
You disturb me...
Next question!!! What's your favorite Hogwarts class?
That's easy. Transfiguration!
Really? I always took you as a herbology type of gal...
I guess you don't know everything... What's yours?
...
...
Herbology.
Figures...
...What house are you in?
Do you have these questions written out in front of you too?
Yeah why?
...
Just answer the question.
Ravenclaw...you?
Uhhhh... Hufflepuff
...
Well I'm glad you are finally embracing your magical side!
This is still incredibly stupid, you know that right?
That's how I roll sweetie.
Well I hope you can find yourself off of my hate list.
*Beep*
Don't worry sweetie, I'm a Hufflepuff. That's what I do...

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