Ring....ring...
Yeah?
Well I was going through my bag, I really don't know why but I was, and I found this chalice that looked really suspicious because, I mean, who the hell carries around chalices anymore except for witches and wizards. So that got me thinking that it was some magic folk's and then that reminded me of Vol- sorry, He who Must Not Be Named and how he split his soul into seven parts to make a horcrux and then somehow reminded me of you so I was wondering if your horcrux somehow made its way into my gym bag?
Wow. I never heard a human being talk so fast.
Is it yours?!
Of course not! To make a horcrux you have to kill someone! Do I look like I've killed someone?
Well, I can't actually see you...
Do I sound like I've killed someone?
You killed my heart...
Whatever.
You hurt my feelings...
I thought you didn't have a heart.
Touché
Even if it was mine I wouldn't want it.
And why is that?
It's in your gym bag...
Good point.
I got to go.
*Beep*
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