Ring....ring...
Hey!
What's the deal sweetie?
I saw you in Walmart yesterday!
How to you know it was me?
I don't know anyone else that has the guts to go shopping in full Hogwarts attire...plus I've seen you before...
I'm sure a lot of people do that.
Really? Do they?
What! They're comfy!
Not to mention it's in the middle of summer...
Whatever. I like them. But I didn't see you there?!
You don't know what I look like...
Ohhh... That makes sense...
But I know what you look like...
You're evil.
Mwahahahahaaaaa!!!
Evil noseless being.
I do too have a nose!
Prove it...
I can smell the desperate longing for good responses on your breath.
...
...
That was terrible.
I knows...
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...
Do your parents find you annoying as well?
That's a little personal... No need to be so nosy...
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...
Are you done now?
Yeah. I have to go to work anyways.
Why would you go to work now? It's almost ten!
People never get tired of coffee...
So you work at a coffee place?
Don't push your luck...
I shall find you!!!
Bye.
*Beep*
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Calls from the Ultimate Harry Potter Fan
Short StoryHello? Could this perhaps be the infamous professor Dumbledore? Sorry? Who is this? Dumbledore sir? Is this you? I have a message from the order! I don't have any idea what you're talking about... Wait! This isn't you Professor? I think you called...
