What could be more awkward than a turtle on its' back?
Well I thought nothing. Oh how wrong I was...
Do I go right?
Do I go left?
Do I kiss or shake hands?
Is it rude not to kiss?
Does the person not like you if they shake your hand and not kiss?
What do I do if they offer their hand when I go for the kiss?
How many times do I kiss?
Do I actually kiss their cheek or just make the sound?
Where do I put my hands when I kiss?
Do I stick my bum out when I kiss or does that look weird?
Should I make the first move to kiss or do I wait because I'm not actually French?
What do you do when you kiss a guy with chin stubble and when you pull away, your hair is stuck to his face?
What if somebody's too tall or too short, how can you even reach their cheek!?
GREETINGS WITH FRENCH KISSES
BISOUS
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Poetic Muses
PoetryI write everything that bubbles from my mind, whenever, wherever, in my spare time, always and forever one of a kind, oh and also, it's commonly a rhyme.
