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Chapter Eight

Meagan's P.O.V

"For the last freakin' time, IT'S A DUCK!" I scream at Olivia.

"CHICKEN!" She screams back. There's a knocking at the door

"Hey you guys, it's a school night and your education isn't important at all, so go to bed, "Shane says from behind the closed door.

"WE DON'T CARE!" We yell back at him.

"And Shane, schools out for the year, remember?" I add afterwards.

Our duck/chicken war goes on for a little while longer and then I give up.

"You know what, frig you," I say as I sigh. "It's a duck, you'll never get me to convert, now I'm done and going to bed."

"'I'm done dab!'" Olivia chimes in.

"Ugh. Nighty night!"

"Nighty night!" She says back.

~Time skip to next morning~

"Wee!" Olivia joyously says as she slides down the banister. I giggle and look at Olivia. She's giving me that "proceed" look and is making hand gestures so I shake my head at her.

"Wee!" I repeat.

"Wee!"

"Wee!"

"Wee!"

"Wee!"

"Wee!"

Suddenly Shane decided to join in on our saying-'we'-back-and-forthness.

"Wee!" Came from a creepily smiling Shane. I swear he's a pedophile.

"Uhh, excuse me? What do you think you're doing? This is me and Olivia's thing. Okay? OURS. NOT YOURS. OURS. You had no place joining in on our little ~thing~. Like that is sooo rude. Interrupting and  joining in? Do you have any manners at all? Like what the f*ck bro? Like, no. Just, no!" I roll my eyes and lean back in my kitchen chair for emphasis to wrap up my little rant.

"Sassy Sue!" Mark calls from across the kitchen in an annoying, high pitched quick voice. I lean my head back and let out a loud groan.

"Why must thou be tortutred so? I hath doest nothing to deserveth this. Eth," I say in an attempt to mock Olivia. She talks "medievally" all the time.

"Hey! I'm the medieval kid! Quit trying to steal my thing!" She says making a spin off of a Shane Dawson quote. Her and Shane high five. I stick my tounge out at the both of them.

I pull my phone out and start scrolling through my Instagram feed. I usually don't pay much attention to what I'm looking at, but today I notice the theme is mainly black so I slow down my scrolling and read some posts.

"Hey! Goth/black/coal/squid ink is the new trend! I approve! This is way better than that retarded unicorn trend, what with all the colours and sprinkles. Ugh!" I shudder at the memories of all the freakin rainbows and unicorns plaguing my feed. This is a refreshing sight.

"I'm offended!" Shane and Olivia say at the same time. I just snap my head back and laugh.

"Finally I have a excuse to be dark..." I say with an impish grin.

Nate is walking down the stairs as I say that and comments once he has entered the room.

"Seems as if Weird Meagan is back in town."

"Just like that Nope Train cuz it's not Alter Ego Day therefore no alter egos! Did that make sense? It made sense in my head..." Olivia trails off pondering if that made sense.

"No, that made no sense what so ever. And plus, why are you quoting me?" Nate asked very cunfuzledly. I stifle a laugh as I know the real reason is that Olivia is seriously obsessed with Nate and has a major crush on him. I'd like to see her talk her way out of this one.

"Umm... Umm... Because... Umm... It's a good quote?"

"Uh-huh," Nate says unconvinced.

"Later I'm going to stop by the ice cream parlour and see if they have any of this coal ice cream stuff. It sounds really good. Anyone want to join me?" I say sparing Olivia having to come up with an excuse. I'm not all evil. She mouths "thank you" to me after Nate turned around and is now facing me.

"I'll come with," Nate offers. "Natemare enjoys darkness."

"Mmm so it's set. You'll come get me around three?" I ask while Olivia is making slicing motion across her throat at me from behind Nate.

"Yah, sure. I've gotta run right now though, the YouTube society demands that I make a video for them. See you later, Meagan," Nate says and then smirks at an afterthought. "Bye, Yandere Chan," he says to Olivia. I turn around to face her as Nate leaves the room. She's blushing a bright red.

"Argh. I hate you. You know he's my senpai!"

" 'Argh'? Who says 'argh'? Are you a pirate? Omigosh conspiricy theory: Olivia is a pirate," I say ignoring what she said.

"I like conspiracy theories!" Shane chimes in.

"Me. I say 'argh'. But can I pretty please come with you guys?" Olivia begs.

"Why, so you can be with Nate?" I tease her.

"No! Okay maybe... But to be honest I want ice cream too," she says making a pouty face.

"Yah you can come with us, I'm sure Nate won't mind," I say with a smirk.

"Yay! So, I was thinking today we could pull pranks on Shane!" Olivia says enthusiastically.

"A'hem! I'm right here you know," Shane points out.

"Oh boy. This is going to be a long day," I say as sigh and sit back in my chair again. At least I have ice cream to look forward to.

A/N

Okay so Olivia asked me to write a chapter from my POV and I said I would but it's like three months later. So here's my chapter... finally. The "I'm done dab" thing probs didn't make sense to any of you, but that's cuz it's an inside joke and it's not supposed to. Uhh... IRL I am happy that this new dark/goth trend is coming in, I mean, that is so awesome! Yay darkness! Oh- the chicken/duck war is me and Olivia arguing over whether Chica from FNAF is a chicken or a duck. I'm obvi on team duck. Comment which side ur on. Like and vote please!!!!!!

~Meagan~ ❤️

Update A/N- it is still another month later that this chapter is getting posted and TBH idek if the "dark trend" is in anymore but whatever. I'm not rewriting this entire chapter. Also- this chapter was originally just going to be me and Nate going to get ice cream, but I had to edit it for the next events to work out :) so now Olivia is coming with -_- Jk Olivia XD.