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Chapter Fifteen

A/N - Lia hasn't moved in yet, we had a couple of chapters written before we decided to include her in the story. So we're gonna publish those first so we don't have to edit them and then we'll get Lia to move in. Let's just say she's packing or something.

"SAY, HEY!"

Umm, 'hey'?

"HEAR THE SOUND OF THE FALLING RAIN! COMING DOWN LIKE AN ARMAGEDDON FLAME! THE SHAME, THE ONES WHO DIED WITHOUT A NAME!"

My room is upstairs. The recording studio is in the basement, and the walls are sound proof. Which means Nate isn't in the basement blasting music. From he sounds of it, he's outside my bedroom door.

"HEAR THE DOGS HOWLIN' OUT OF KEY! TO A HYMN CALLED FAITH AND MISERY! AND BLEED, THE COMPANY LOST THE WAR TODAYYYY!

What the f*ck? I look at my clock and see it's only 7am on a Saturday. Even more what the f*ck.

"I BEG TO DREAM AND DIFFER FROM THE HOLLOW LIES! THIS IS THE DAWNING OF THE REST OF OUR LIVES! THIS IS OUR LIVES ON HOLIDAYYYYY!"

"NATE! WHAT THE F*CK! NATHAN SMITH! GET AWAY FROM MY ROOM! NATHAN!" I scream as loud as I can, but it's useless. He's playing his guitar way too loud.

"HEAR THE DRUM POUNDING OUT OF TIME! ANOTHER PROTESTER HAS CROSSED THE LINE! TO FIND, THE MONEY'S ON THE OTHER SIDE!"

Uggghhhhhh! Why is he doing this? I want to get out of bed and punch him or something, but I love this song. I'm going to let him finish before I yell at him.

"CAN I GET ANOTHER AMEN? (AMEN!) THERE'S A FLAG WRAPPED AROUND THE SCORE OF MAN! A GAG, A PLASTIC BAG ON A MONUMENT!"

Fun fact: that's my favourite verse.

"I BEG TO DREAM AND DIFFER FROM THE HOLLOW LIES! THIS IS THE DAWNING OF THE REST OF OUR LIVES! ON HOLIDAYYYYY!"

And here's the guitar solo. I hum along despite being a crappy hummer. And singer. And whistler.

"The representative from California has the floor"

"Zieg hiel to the president gasman, bombs away is your punishment! Pulverize the Eiffel Towers, who criticize your government! Bang bang goes the broken glass and, kill all the f--s that don't agree! Trial by fire, setting fires, it's not a way that's meant for me! Just 'cause, just 'cause,  because we're outlaws yeahhhh!"

The 2004 version of rap.

"I BEG TO DREAM AND DIFFER FROM THE HOLLOW LIES! THIS IS THE DAWNING OF THE REST OF OUR LIVES! I BEG TO DREAM AND DIFFER FROM THE HOLLOW LIES! THIS IS THE DAWNING OF THE REST OF OUR LIVES! THIS IS OUR LIVES ON HOLIDAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!"

*dun dun duunnnnn*- The end score to the song. Wow, does Nate ever sound like Billie Joe Armstrong. Though I did enjoy listening to a live performance of my favourite song, I'm still very agitated that I was woken up at 7am on a Saturday.

I get up and open my door.

"Bravo, congrats, hurrah, encore, job well done. Now what the f*ck was that?"

"Just your personalized alarm clock, at your service, ma'am."

"I have never, ever, in the entririty of my life, set my alarm clock at 7 in the morning."

"It's not seven in the morning," Mark calls as he comes out of his bedroom door and stands in front of mine. Yah, I guess he would've got woken up, too. Unless he was already awake and is in on it... I think to myself.

"Oh? Then what time is it?"

"It's five in the morning!"

Wait. What?

"Yah, we set your clock ahead two hours so you'd be fooled! Haha!" Shane says coming out of his room next.

"Happy July Fools Day!" Olivia yells coming up the stairs.

"Ugggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh." I slam and lock my door and go back to bed. F*ck my roommates. They are really mean.

A/N

Do you guys know what song that was? I dropped some hints along the way like Billie Joe Armstrong sings it, it came out in 2004, it's my favourite song (look in the description of my account @mw_108) , and, umm, you know, I wrote out the lyrics to the entire song! Comment if you know what song it is!