YouTube Life

Chapter 16

"Ugh Olivia is getting on my nerves! Her and her freakin 'SML'," I rant to Nate. Shane, Mark, and Olivia went shopping to get makeup and wigs and such for videos and cosplaying and Halloween. Mark was the designated driver. I took the opportunity to plot my revenge, which I needed Nate for.

"What do you want me to do about it?" Complains Nate.

"You're her boyfriend, so you know most about her," I say.

"Yah, and?"

"What's her least favourite song?"

"I know she hates All Of Me by John Legend," Nate offers.

"No no- it has to be a song you know. And can play. "

"Why..." He says with uncertainty.

"It will make it more touching to have her boyfriend annoy the heck out of her than just her best friend," I say with a little smirk. He gives me a look and rolls his eyes but answers the question nevertheless.

"How about All Star?" He suggests. My face lit up like Shane's when he sees a blowtorch and I started clapping in delight like a two year old.

"OMIGOSH YES YES YES SHE HATES THAT SONG!" I say very enthused.

"Oh boy, what have I done," Nate asks himself. Despite it being a rhetorical question that wasn't even directed at me, I answered it anyways.

"What you have done, old sir-"

"HEyyyy!" Nate says while giving me a glare.

"You're older than me so that makes you old." Cue eye roll from Nate judging my logic. "Anyways, as I was saying, what you have done, old sir, is supplied me with the best torture in the world. And since you are in on my plan, you must help me."

"What plan? All you've said is you're going to torture Olivia via a song. That isn't a plan." I sigh dramatically.

"Need I explain everything to you? You are going to play All Star and annoy her while I hold her down. Quite possibly chain her down," I explain.

He gives me an astonished look, most likely implying that I'm a tad sadistic. Just a tad. If only emphasizing my point, I give him this 'you will do as you're told' smile and he sighs.

"Okay..." He says uncertainly.

~Time skip to when Mark, Shane, and Olivia come home~

"Here she comes!" I say, slamming the door to the recording studio shut. Nate starts to play, and Olivia marches up to the glass, demanding my attention. I can't hear her, but I can sort of read her lips. "What? Can't hear you!" I mouth to her. I walk into the rooooooooommmmmm where she's standing so I talk to her.

"I want to go record with him! How dare you do this while I'm gone!" She complains. I just shrug.

"Next time I guess. Here, you can listen to him," I say, holding out a pair of headphones. She takes them and puts them on her head, and instantly I jump on her, holding them to hit against her ears. Instantly she starts to writhe around, trying to get the headphones off.

"Meagan! I hate you!" She shrieks.

"Love you too!" I tell back.