Crap.
I'm fucked.
I walked next to Jungkook as he started to explain his theory behind why ironman was actually Spider-Man's father.
"Cause he's living with his aunt right? And the last two versions of Spider-Man didn't have parents so one can assume...."
I nodded barely listening to him as I focused on my feet.
I could hear my own sluggish pull in my head the physical exertion of walking just being difficult.
"What do you think about it?" I looked at Jungkook as he asked me this. I hadn't even heard the conclusion to his theory.
"Um, it's cool but I'm more of a DC fan." It was true. Nothing made me happier than binge watching the justice league.
"You sure you're okay? You sound like your hungover and you like DC."
I laughed lightly at the lighthearted jab.
"Like I said earlier. I'm just tired."
A few minutes later we walked into my house.
"Uh, I'm gonna go down a monster, you can just sit down on the couch." I walked into the kitchen without bothering to see him sit down.
I grabbed a jug of blood and poured it into a plastic cup that Jungkook wouldn't be able to see the liquid in. But before I put the jug away I started to drink straight out of it for a few seconds.
I felt the red liquid settle in my stomach and I felt myself getting full for the first time today.
"Hey Yoongi, where are your..."
Oh Frick.
I set the jug down as I heard Jungkook stop talking suddenly. I now felt the sudden urge to puke as I saw the look on Jungkook's face. We couldn't he gave just sat down on the couch and scrolled through Instagram or something.
"Is that the beet spinach stuff?" He didn't look quite disgusted, just kinda in awe at the amount in the two gallon jug.
"Oh, yeah. I couldn't find a monster." I lied quickly.
"That's disgusting. Can I try it?" I felt my heart sink as he said the words.
"Uh sorry, um it's the last jug, and my mom would have to make more. Plus it's absolutely awful." I put the lid of the jug and quickly put it away. Careful not to open the fridge and let Jungkook see how much was actually in it. "Maybe next time."
I looked at Jungkook as he looked at me with a fairly neutral look now.
"Okay. You got any potato chips?"
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"You mother fucker. Again. This time I choose the map." I growled at Jungkook.
We had been playing Super Smash Bros for the last hour and Jungkook had won the last five matches. Even with a random hero every time. It was more than frustrating.
I downed the last of my "beet spinach thing" and selected a random map. Knowing in the back of my head that Jungkook would beat me anyways.
I ended up with King Dede and still lost to Wii Fit Trainer and I threw my remote across the room.
"Wanna try again?" Jungkook teased.
"Go fuck a duck. Let's play something else. "
We were looking through games when I saw a huge spider crawl onto my hand.
And like anyone with any common sense would, I started to scream.
"OH FUCK. KILL IT KILL IT." I brushed it off my hand and started to stomp on it over and over, "BURN IT WITH FIRE. DIE EVIL DEMON."
I heard Jungkook chuckle at my reaction. I turned around to give him a lecture on the plague on earth that is spiders and found myself starting at his nose only four inches away from my face. I looked up at his eyes a bemused grin on his smug face.
"I want to stab you with a fork." I said glaring into his eyes.
"That's not very nice."
"Neither are you."
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I don't know what I just wrote.
Edited 7/15/17 3:08 pm.
