OKAI FUCKERS, HOW YA BEEN :) ( dont take it personally, im joking around, but if you get offended then i will personally make you a taco ;) )
Okay i have got alot of complaints about my last upload and all i have to say is SUCK IT UP DORA THE EXPLORER WE ALL KNOW YOU TAKE METH XD
ITS NOT FUNNY. LUAGH ONE MORE TIME AND I WILL CUT UR EARS OFF AND PUT THEM IN A PICKLE JAR XD
dont you just love babies, so small, so precious, so easily turned into a football :3
3======D <- what does that look like to you, it looks like a face to me :D
how about this one :P
8===m===D-----------3 O=
xD you know what it is? well i will tell you, its a panda bear :P
okay so i was a smart person last night a decided to walk around the house in complete darkness, thats right no lights, and for those who dont know what a light is, it is something you clean your nose with. anyway...... i face planted 4 times, tripped over AND GOT A PIN STUCK IN MY THUMB, now jay was silly and put another pin in to try and get the other pin out, NOW THERE ARE 2 PINS IN MY THUMB, so now they are a cool underground piercing :P
I can't beleive i have gotten so many reads on this, i feel loved :D -cough- i fucked a donkey -cough- wow did u just say u fucked a donkey o.O XD
it has occured to me that i suck at speeeeeeellllliiinp and bewuase of vis yuz want b ablz to rid diz will ued, if you can rid diz theuin you diservb a medtaaaal and will be kicjoerd of a bridegwu and you will most likeilng gjiewrn fiuewrheiuhf fiernfwpihfiurehf and i will shove a fish up my vagina and WHAT THE FISH STICKS COVERED IN POO! i dont have a vagina -shifty eyes- who said that .....................
I have a clone, many clones, and 4 of them have died because my gf forgot to feed them -shakes head- but never the less ( that should be all together but fuck it XD)
yea, the world sucks you know, people are so mean, i saw a great saying while i was on work experience it said: be yoursefl, EVERYON ELSE IS TAKEN, n it had pictures of a emo, a old guy, a guy painting etc. just be yourself guys, there is alot of hate in this world, just ignore the cunts and be happy BE HAPPY AND HYPO LIKE ME
now i might like coffe -shifty eyes- just a bit
random: YOU ASS YOU DRINK TOO MUCH
me: YEA! MAYBE SO BUT SHUTTUP
random: YOU CALL THAT A CUMBACK -.-
me: YOUR A CUMBACK :3
Now i would prob get more reads and votes on this IF it wasn't bullshit and was actually interesting but thankyou to those ppl that have read and commented, maybe voted ( you know if you didn't you selfsh bastard, jokes xD) well i will upload soon :P im currently writing chapter 4 for hidden angel, for those who dont know it, here is the link: http://www.wattpad.com/story/751573-hidden-angel i wrote it awhile ago and ppl said they enjoyed it, well i may have forgot about the story XD but now i remembered and now im writing chapter 4, so check it out :) and i will upload chapter 4 hopfullyin the next day or so :D
YOU ARE READING
Jay's random, immature, sexist, sexual, explicit cumbacks, statements etc :D
HumorFeeling, sad, lonley bored? well you came to the right place. I gareentee you will luagh or get cheered up or your money back :D ( if money has to be given back you will recieve a taser to the balls or nose your choice LMFAO XD) okay my new chapter...
