1)What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?
A:Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!
2) what will you always know if your a test tube baby? A: hat your father is a wanker
3) Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? A: because his wife died!
4) What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit?
A: At least a zit waits until you’re a teenager before it cums on your face!
5) Boy: "Want to hear a joke about my dick? Never mind, its too long."
Girl: "Wanna hear a joke about my pussy? Never mind, you won't get it."
6) What do you call 2 guys fighting over a slut?
A: tug of whore
7) What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
A: A Quarter Ponder with Cheese.
8) What's the difference between a bowling ball and a blonde?
A: you can only stick 3 fingers in a bowling ball
9) What do preists and Mcdonalds have in common?
A: they both put thier meat in 10 year old buns
10) What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common?
A: One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit.
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Jay's random, immature, sexist, sexual, explicit cumbacks, statements etc :D
MizahFeeling, sad, lonley bored? well you came to the right place. I gareentee you will luagh or get cheered up or your money back :D ( if money has to be given back you will recieve a taser to the balls or nose your choice LMFAO XD) okay my new chapter...
