okay so today i went out with a mate for lunch and we walk into a $2 shop and we see a fucking boob stress ball .-. like the FUCK? so i mean how can u not buy it right? so i was getting my money out and told my mate to hold my tit XD the lady at the counter looked at us when i said that and smiled and it was fucking lol so im like this is gonna be awks cos i mean ITS A TIT BALL and im like i bet the girl is like oh good choice u be happy with dis, its bigger than mine XD okay..... too far.... FUCKEN GET OVER URSELF! so i buy it.... she gave me a bag.... we sit down and im casually playing with it and XD this little girl looks at me like what the fuck? and its like LOL
I also have to mention andy ( the mate) was gonna lie down and this girl almost sat on him XD it was fucking lol, well his head got arse rapped XD
also found candy bra and g-string..... and i know what ur thinking..... i bought it and put it on.... HA i wish..... i didn't get it XD
found out a friend put in a taper for her mate, she put in a 6mm first O.O WTF? XD now that is style she basically fucked his ear up ( okay ima brag, i love my 8mm :3)
Haha life is wierd........
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