Jay's random, immature, sexist, sexual, explicit cumbacks, statements etc :D

the chapter that shall be named later xD

hey guys, its me again :P  hows everyone going?  i hope everyone is going well :)

there is actually nothing at all to fucking say these days lol >.>   and i know what your going to be like, your all going to freak out and most likely have a mental breakdown, because you know that you need your smile from jays bullshit.   LMAO if you thought for a second that i would actually not write something new, well then im sorry but please step to your left and prepare youself at our lovely make up table before you hit in the face with a giant FISH!  HAHA YEA! thats right :P

well im pretty sure that people have stopped reading this because lets face it, this is not entertaining and hey, i dont blame you, your one of those ppl who are controled by thier mind.  fuck being normal there is no such thing, fuck being mature, because hey, life is about having fun and being happy :D

I don't know if anyone has found this BUT i may or may not have voted for my own works -shifty eyes-  and I KNOW RIGHT YOU CAN ACTUALLY DO THAT WHAT BS XD not as bad as some people though, they make lots of accounts so they can get more vote and comments on thier main account O.O di---did you just say th--the---they     IMA STOP YOU THERE! yes i did, if u  can't read well then what the hell are you doing on a reading site >.>   -smokes pipe casually-

AHAHA that reminds me, speaking of pipes, apparently i smoke weed and i used the word apparently because i dont, and wont, its a bad habbit, but the fact ppl think i do is just funny AS BALLS! 

i mean me? Jay?  I refuse to take medication for lemon tea cake SAKES!  im really gonna smoke O.O

im feeling alot of sadness in the air so get your free hug here:  (>3.3)>

There are alot of haters out there and they are a pain IN THE JUBBLIES!  now your sitting there and your like, well what the fuck are you on about jay O.O   well....... its a reference to austin powers which  by the may im happy because YES THATS RIGHT! they are making a 4th movie :D  FUCK YEA!  anyway..... if you recall Austin refers to boobs as jubblies :P

If i let things get to me, i would be defeated, would be nothing..... i know its hard to put up with alot of bullshit but hey, i cop alot of shit and now your going to be like -cough- not shit your an idiot-   JKS would be awks if u thought that.... but maybe something along the lines of -cough-  but your fucking awesome-  which we both know is a lie :P  im the king of awesomeness..... okay now im just being cocky XD

This story well not really a story but is almost at 1000 reads :D  funny tho, it takes me to right random bullshit to get votes and fans.... its depressing right?  i mean i do write stories but i figured okay i will write a couple of stories..... serious stories WOAH NOW STOP!

ME: huh? -looks around-  whos there?

clone of me:  you do realise none of ur stories are fucking serious, you can never be seriuous.... -.-

me: shut up -shifty eyes- i dont do that.........

^ okay getting a little off topic now

well i guess this is goodbye for a while and now your like THANK FUCK XD.... you know its true :P

you know you love me but your mind is like wait.... hold up..... he is a wierdo and is creating chemicals in your brian which then makes u angry at me, and all i did was steal the last cupcake and took a piss with the seat up AND IM SORRY IF YOU GIRLS FALL IN BUT YOU SHOULD ALWAYS LOOK BEFORE YOU SIT I MEAN IT ONLY TAKES 3 SECONDS TO LOOK AND PUT IT DOWN IF UP

the other night i got hit in the face with a book O.O  djeinfhuerfyureyfhreyfhryefyre

OKAY Okai, i will finish up now, hope you guys are doing fine :) and i promise i will have better bullshit in the next upload -cough most likely not but you know u love my stuff -cough-