"So this is it huh?" said an unknown Author, "My book is destined for failure, destined to remain at only 2 views, and a comment from my grandmother screaming, 'GAYYYYY.' This is what my writing has come to?"
"Yes," said a Wattpad Star, "except... no! Wait a minute!" He suddenly lunged across the vast majority of stories never touched at something behind the unknown Author's line of vision. "What's this vote?" he cried.
"What? Where?" cried the Author, twisting around.
"No, I was only fooling," said the Star, " You are destined to remain at only 2 views. I suspect that beneath your offensively and vulgarly effeminate façade writing, there may be a soul of sorts. Have you tried writing humor?"
"Who, me? Oh, heavens no. I never even fibble."
"I suggest you open up your writing techniques and expand the capacity. Begin with the short stories and expand then to random. Then you should dip rather extensively into Romance. You may skip the Enlightenment and the Werewolf love faze. That is mostly dangerous propaganda. Now that I think of it, you had better skip the Romantics. For the contemporary period, you should study some selected comic books."
"Wow you are fantastic, I am not worthy of you."
"I recommend Batman especially, for he tends to transcend the abysmal society in which he's found himself. His morality is rather rigid, also. I respect Batman."
This Wattpad star, had to be a virgin.
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The Wattys 20-Never
HumorA book full of jokes, hoe stories, and making fun of The Wattys
