Alright white people, I am going to give you guys some tips on how to stay alive in scary movies. Stick with me and you will survive, Alright?
1.) When you are home alone in your house in the dark and you hear some strange noises. Do not think it cool to investigate. Get The F*ck out of you house.
2.) Why do you guys split up? This is not Scooby doo we do not do that out here, F*CK THAT. Stay together so the murderer doesn't kill you one by one.
3.) Females: Why the hell do you guys HAPPEN to always be in panties or naked while the killer is around? Throw on some jeans, this ain't sexy time!
4.) And at the very beginning of the movie, when that one black guy says, "This isn't a good Idea," LISTEN to that N*gga and LEAVE!
5.) If your house is possessed, Move Houses BRUHH! What could possibly not go wrong living in a possessed house. Like alright Barbra have fun getting your head spun around like a F*cking owl. Who, whoo, whooo. . . Told your a** to move?! Meeeee!!! Like come on white people, Really?
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